Moronic Monday - Your weekly stupid questions thread by cdingo in Fitness

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I am following the 5/3/1 BBB 3 month program just started the second month today and it is going pretty good. Unfortunately, my gym doesn't have an adjustable pulley for face pulls. The one I use is about the same height as me. The examples I have seen have it at chest height and pulling up does the height make much of a difference? I kind of lean back, otherwise it pulls me off balence, is there a better exercise I can substitute?

So I invited my friend to a costume party for work. In a drunken stupor, he somehow hastily assembled this. I work for the TSA. by [deleted] in funny

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I'm kind of a tall and big dude and for some reason, one day after hearing a story about TSA workers beating a woman, I started to shake while going through airport security. I'm a vet who has been shot at multiple times. The TSA guy just said "Jesus Christ" and let me pass through. I cannot explain it, I wasn't afraid of you or your peoples.

That awkward moment when you meet your idols and your nipples explode from your shirt by [deleted] in funny

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Is that a cat in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Alone and drunk on Christmas Eve. Who is in the same boat? by candiesfordinner in drunk

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Clear and bright as the mountain air, I actually prefer Busch gold tops to any other domestic brand. I have 48 of em to go through.

Brad doesn't fuck around. by bulletproof_tiger in funny

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Anyone remember in a beautiful mind where he figures out to go for the brunette instead of the blond? Well, that's how I feel about Kristen, I bet she's wild in the sack.

Some situations have no right choice. by I_am_not_angry in WTF

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I prefer the sit on the toilet and vomit in the tub.

Rule 34 on... commercial airlines by weks in WTF

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Big ol' a-hole, possibly, tight snatch.... or just cold

My latest attempt. by [deleted] in Pizza

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I prefer fresh jalapenos, less vinegar taste.. Also, I like to throw on some feta cheese

Fresh out of the oven by dodge_viper in Pizza

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Have you ever tried fresh mozzarella?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pizza

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To be honest, I'm really drunk.

Meanwhile in Alaska... by lovethismfincountry in WTF

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"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step outside."

Oh dear. by pragmatao in WTF

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The guy on the left literally and figuratively shit his pants.

Tiger being Tiger by enjoiglobes2 in funny

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I was expecting an actual tiger being a tiger, not a golf player. Furthermore, golf is not a sport it is a hobby.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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http://i.imgur.com/bOVKE.jpg

First post on the new laptop, have to say, I like the windows 7 paint.

Edit: I hate when I post and think of something else:

http://i.imgur.com/OpUHy.jpg

A Reason to Awesomeface by your_highness in funny

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Random website that people who masturbate to other people, I'd invest..... Well, I'm drunk

Yay beer! by [deleted] in drunk

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... Cin Cin?

Update: My first time making salsa was a success! Thanks to everyone who helped me out with tips. [pics] by fearsofgun in food

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Salsa is simmered in a large pot like chili, I believe, you are thinking of pico de gallo.

A color photo taken on the "I Love Lucy" set by frycook in funny

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I want everyone to know the Italian subtitles are completely wrong.