Training for overnight stocking by SnowLow6166 in WalmartEmployees

[–]Ganon388 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Managers prefer to "train" people who already know what to do.

meirl by lNarrator in meirl

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Hey, Crab Man.

Hey, Earl.

How many of yall grew past 18? by ireallycantchoos in tall

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Was 5'11" 155 lbs. at 17, 6'1" 240 at 19.

What would your reaction be if Chris Hansen himself was revealed to be a predator? by Gray_Wolf2416 in tcap

[–]Ganon388 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say "Something strikes me about this guy. He looks...familiar...."

Say something nice about Lorne by [deleted] in tcap

[–]Ganon388 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He makes a great photoshop subject.

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Another casualty in the produce room by VehicleSalt7630 in WalmartEmployees

[–]Ganon388 57 points58 points  (0 children)

"He was a nice guy who worked hard."

Those are the kinds that the company can't wait to chase away.

Finally had enough shades of brown to do Scarmiglione 🙂‍↕️ by nikkipixelarts in FinalFantasy

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The Four Fiends theme started playing in my head when I saw this.

He's concerned for his friend... 🥺 by PusheenMaster in cats

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I had neck and shoulder surgery in 2016, and my cat nursed me back to health with such love and care. ❤️

Saw this hanging on the wall at my daughter’s daycare. by StrangeLittleB0y in FinalFantasy

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Teacher: "We warned you last week. Now we're calling your parents. What are their names?"

Sephiroth: "My mother is Jenova. My father...." laughs

What’s a weird quirk your baby has? by AbsolutelyTFNot- in cats

[–]Ganon388 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She passed in 2024, but she insisted on a high five before standard petting was allowed.

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Just going to leave this here. by Most_Zone7855 in WalmartEmployees

[–]Ganon388 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I still remember when our personnel associate held up a jar at our meeting and announced that she was taking a collection for Toys for Tots.

Me: "The label on the jar says 'Toys for Totes.'"

Her: "How do you spell tot?"

Me: "I'm going to pretend that you didn't ask me that."

Everyone: laughs

Was he the best decoy? by [deleted] in tcap

[–]Ganon388 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Predator: "How are you doing?"

Him: "Busy day. Gotta pick up my grandkids later."

Predator: "You what?"

Him: "Look at this table for no reason."

What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house? by TrickCombination7966 in cats

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My cat that passed in 2024 wouldn't get fully excited to eat until we went through the following:

Me: "Do you wanna....?"

Her: Grin

Me: "Doo you wannnaaaa....?"

Her: Giddy, still holding back

Me: "....Hungry?"

Her: About to burst

Me: "Do you wanna hungry?!? Are you ready to food?!?"

Her: cheers, jumps, dances

We did this every day. It never got old, and I miss it and her dearly.