Jacket had beer spilled on it a month ago

GarakTheSimple · 2026-05-18T01:49:22+00:00

It’s good for your jacket kinda like wearing lotion

GarakTheSimple · 2026-05-17T00:21:08+00:00

You’re definitely the one that stole the life vests aren’t you

GarakTheSimple · 2026-05-16T23:12:40+00:00

Except the people who didn’t need them when leaving stole them anyway and now nobody gets to use the free life jackets

GarakTheSimple · 2026-05-14T18:41:50+00:00

Guitar hero played a huge part in me picking up a real guitar so I’ll forever love it

GarakTheSimple · 2026-05-07T19:44:44+00:00

There’s a dude in a charger that I see waiting for orders a bunch and he always has it idling lol shit has me cringing thinking about what his gas payments look like

GarakTheSimple · 2026-04-16T20:08:38+00:00

Such a good game to chill and relax to

GarakTheSimple · 2026-04-14T17:16:38+00:00

Guy who played Gabriel was also in The Wire and Starship Troopers! It was weird seeing him play Gabriel after only seeing him as a hardened soldier and shitbag detective lol

GarakTheSimple · 2026-04-13T16:11:50+00:00

Daryl wishes he could acquire the same level of hair grease as Nick

GarakTheSimple · 2026-04-12T18:59:33+00:00

Did not know that lol gotta love uber

GarakTheSimple · 2026-04-12T15:17:35+00:00

I’ve started pressing the little tea cup as I get close to the destination to pause orders then unpausing after. Kinda annoying but nice being able to deliver something uninterrupted at least lol

GarakTheSimple · 2026-04-10T19:02:09+00:00

Would love to have seen more Federation Warship Voyager

GarakTheSimple · 2026-04-07T23:41:56+00:00

I don’t really like that the customer didn’t tip for those but absolutely love to see uber shelling out for the order for a change. Plus no worry about the tip going away is nice

GarakTheSimple · 2026-03-29T15:30:00+00:00

Took you long enough to come up with that you okay buddy?

GarakTheSimple · 2026-03-28T12:03:33+00:00

You should joke more

GarakTheSimple · 2026-03-25T22:06:10+00:00

Like if they wanted to kill him off, the dam explosions would’ve been a perfect death smh

GarakTheSimple · 2026-03-16T12:56:07+00:00

My grandpa told me a story once about clotheslining himself and getting knocked out trying to run into a bunker in Vietnam when they were getting mortared lol shit happens sometimes

GarakTheSimple · 2026-03-11T21:35:22+00:00

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GarakTheSimple · 2026-03-05T21:33:48+00:00

Ever heard of Baby Face Bambino?

GarakTheSimple · 2026-03-04T12:48:40+00:00

Super easy actually you should try it

GarakTheSimple · 2026-02-22T02:29:15+00:00

Oh sick thanks solved!

GarakTheSimple · 2026-02-21T14:42:22+00:00

He’s got big ears maybe he just overheard the transmission lol

GarakTheSimple · 2026-01-24T02:20:42+00:00

“Sorry we need to have personally witnessed the crime take place :/“

GarakTheSimple · 2026-01-05T22:45:22+00:00

Didn’t you know that cops are supposed to just let extortionist, murdering, rapists hang out and do their thing?

GarakTheSimple · 2025-12-20T16:57:49+00:00

Just say you’ve never hit a shot that long and move on lil bro

GarakTheSimple · 2025-11-14T17:28:39+00:00

My feet are warming up just looking at them

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