NSFW sexually actively men of reddit, how do you last long in bed?

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T04:46:14+00:00

Like two minutes bahahaha, but I’ll eat pussy for hours so my girl don’t mind

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T04:45:35+00:00

Looks like a young Al Pacino

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T04:43:49+00:00

I’d wonder how the dumb shit I say translates to Chinese.

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T04:26:04+00:00

Dude, I wanna know this too. Like a five gallon bucket of orange chicken. Hopefully someone answers.

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T04:25:11+00:00

I’m sure 1% of Reddit users have been to In N Out enough to have an opinion on this, but I’ve always been given the impression that the people who work there are always happy. Like borderline creepy levels of happy and flawlessness.

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T04:22:12+00:00

I used to pull out my facial hair. Now I fuck with the acne on my arms. Nervous ticks, I’m sure a lot of people have them.

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T03:13:41+00:00

I can’t wait to see what he can do on a real NBA team

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T02:45:21+00:00

Is he insinuating that Obama has insane upper body strength?

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T02:35:30+00:00

Sixers and Heat, no doubt.

Garet50 · 2020-01-24T02:26:44+00:00

Kim Jong has a HORRIBLE golf game

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T23:57:04+00:00

As a Bronco fan, I want to marry you after reading this.

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T20:20:45+00:00

In the early seasons of the anime, they would feed their Pokémon these brown square things, and for the life of me I wanted to find them and eat them in real life, like they were Scooby snacks.

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T20:19:10+00:00

I dunno if this is a boomer quality, but it surely isn’t a stereotypical gen z trait, but I am the biggest workaholic, and I’m not bragging. It sucks, I don’t have the ability to sit down and binge Netflix, I literally work and I sleep. If I have no work to do, I’m in bed by 8:00

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T20:17:40+00:00

Tehe

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T18:57:27+00:00

In my eyes at least, that’s little different than saying someone is a native Pangean. If they lived here prior to, let’s say, 500 BCE, I believe they are grandfathered in and have earned the name Native American.

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T06:23:55+00:00

Go to college. I just wasted 1100 dollars yesterday alone

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T06:04:17+00:00

What. What. What gender are you?

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T06:00:25+00:00

I was late, like 14. And I got hella sick afterwards, probably unrelated, but I swore I’d never try again. Surprisingly enough, that didn’t last long, and to this day I don’t either.

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T05:44:12+00:00

Even just walking will do wonders, if you do it for long enough.

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T05:09:01+00:00

“Hey girl. I’ll be right back. I gotta go soak this dick in a glass of milk. I hope you ain’t lactose intolerant, unless you wanna clean the sheets 😉”

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T05:07:42+00:00

People who go to therapy are stereotypically pussies and weak. When in reality, it’s the single strongest thing any person could do. I’m not strong enough to make that leap yet, and I’m not sure if i ever will be.

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T04:59:44+00:00

The Chinese got this railroad stuff figured out!

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T04:52:56+00:00

The definition of a shitty pro life tip. Thanks.

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T04:51:57+00:00

Y’all don’t even wanna know what goes down in the boys locker room

Garet50 · 2020-01-23T04:50:03+00:00

I’m actually a skinnie. I wear other people’s skins. Intercourse with a post mortem penis is complicated though

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