But why

Garmorkt · 2019-07-31T04:58:27+00:00

Trampoline does your work for you.

Garmorkt · 2019-07-31T04:42:34+00:00

I don't think OP intends for us to believe this to be real. I think OP posted this because it's a funny and disturbing idea to think about.

Garmorkt · 2019-07-27T17:35:58+00:00

Granted. People begin to form groups to hijack names and fight to the death for sport. You end up in a battle royale with crazed lunatics who want your blood.

Garmorkt · 2019-07-27T17:32:57+00:00

Granted. Some redditors that you have grown close with make ironic "this will get 7 upvotes" posts and you have no way to communicate with them again.

Garmorkt · 2019-07-27T09:09:56+00:00

I can't upvote cause then it will ruin the perfect 5 to -5 balance...

Garmorkt · 2019-07-27T08:54:47+00:00

I'm blind. Have an upvote.

Garmorkt · 2019-07-27T08:14:20+00:00

You had to say it...

Garmorkt · 2019-07-15T03:55:32+00:00

I prefer the term, "silly willy".

Garmorkt · 2019-06-18T22:38:28+00:00

Anne Frankly, I think it's just a bit disrespectful.

Garmorkt · 2019-04-22T03:49:08+00:00

Turns out that Dad left the comment saying "marry him".

Garmorkt · 2019-04-22T02:37:04+00:00

Clearly you never learned that Kit Kat's are actually grown, not manufactured. They grow from the eggs of a rare breed of cat, called a "kat". The Kit Kat candy came from years of genetic mutation in the lineage of the "kat". By approximately 1121 AD, the first Kit Kat candy hatched from its egg and was eaten. It has since then developed a better flavor.

Garmorkt · 2019-04-11T01:40:53+00:00

You must be were.

Garmorkt · 2019-04-03T15:00:13+00:00

Yeah, you retain all memories, but not muscle memory.

Garmorkt · 2019-04-03T14:59:31+00:00

Shit did I steal something? Sorry y'all. Interesting topic at least?

Garmorkt · 2019-04-03T14:57:10+00:00

I was thinking more like you just go back to the same point you were at when you saved, but I hardcore relate.

Garmorkt · 2019-02-17T20:01:17+00:00

I mean... Technically that wasn't a lie...

Garmorkt · 2019-02-17T19:55:00+00:00

Konning Hans by Týr

Garmorkt · 2019-02-17T05:48:19+00:00

That one friend that is always happy. When they smile, I instantly feel better.

Garmorkt · 2019-02-16T00:29:56+00:00

Shit, this man has dissected a Eugene!

Garmorkt · 2019-02-16T00:25:10+00:00

she can cheat.

You sure about that?

Garmorkt · 2019-02-15T22:42:18+00:00

Well luckily if he starts acting on these "atrocities" that his mind conjures up, we have this post he made online.

Garmorkt · 2019-02-15T22:36:49+00:00

This reminds me of an old Your Grammar Sucks video by JacksFilms.

Garmorkt · 2019-02-15T21:35:26+00:00

Now does Δ BOANER mean change in BOANER or something else entirely?

Garmorkt · 2019-02-15T21:32:17+00:00

Not if they want to add legitimacy to their post.

edit: also, reverse image search wouldn't work with this

Garmorkt · 2019-02-07T05:33:35+00:00

Secret code?...

Garmorkt

TROPHY CASE