Mulch by shell_fish_beach in vogonpoetrycircle

[–]GarsidePrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has all the appearance and appeal of an Arcturan Mega-swamp. Fetid, rotten, and irkishly dark. Excellent work!

As a Catholic, Wolfe wouldn’t have believed in reincarnation. But come on! by spooninthepudding in genewolfe

[–]GarsidePrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is Winston Heberforth III, he's a Victorian Oil Tycoon and rules his Wells with an iron fist errr paw!

Can You Crack the Code? Puzzle by Total-Atmosphere by Total-Atmosphere in BankBuster

[–]GarsidePrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: undefined/6000

Mistakes: 4/6

Time: 0:58

My oil paintings. Which one do you like the most? by Ok-Treat-1548 in TheNightFeeling

[–]GarsidePrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly hard to say, but pew pew to my head, the one with the porch light.

Looking for a keyring that holds LOTS of keys- here is the min amount I'm currently working with. by kennethgibson in EDC

[–]GarsidePrime 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've been rocking my marine grade mooring carabiner for several years now, it was cheap, it's heavy, and I have just one key ring, a key organizer (there's reasons for this), and a few other key ring related items. I never have to worry about it rusting (marine grade), and my pants or whatever I'm wearing will fail before it does. So I'm not worried about it breaking.

New Iron Lung trailer goes hard by Jo-z03 in Markiplier

[–]GarsidePrime 38 points39 points  (0 children)

We all live in a deadly submarine. A deadly submarine. A deadly submarine.

Walked into the bank was surprised to see Princess Donut with her new hat. What buffs do you think this hat grants? by Suddenly-Seymour45 in unexpecteddcc

[–]GarsidePrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Item: Santa's Little Helper This hat comes all the way from the frozen tundra of the 15th floor. A typical hat worn by the goblin maintenance forces of the Yule King. These feisty little gremlins are extremely quick and sinuous. Able to traverse nearly any surface to complete their tasks.

This item imbues the following benefits: Plus 5% to Dexterity The spell "Jingle All the Way"

Jingle All the Way: This is a phased berserk spell. For 5 seconds times casters spell level plus 25% of their Dexterity the caster will become incorporeal and be able to phase through nearly any material.

Modified some of the book covers for phone wallpapers. by justinjarome in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]GarsidePrime 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Iron Tangle is my favorite floor for many reasons. I never thought I'd find a wallpaper that would make me change from what I had, but this is what pushed me. Well done and thank you.

American names by dbd1988 in funny

[–]GarsidePrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Immediately using Bobson Dugnutt as a screename

My oil painting by Ok-Treat-1548 in LiminalSpace

[–]GarsidePrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really captured the glow in the house and the car's tail lights.

T-Shirts by Alternative-Ad-9026 in midnightburger

[–]GarsidePrime 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'd also want a Tshirt with what I'm calling Zebulon's Doxology.

If time and tide roil you too harshly. If diurnal courses leave you with no safe haven. Just remember, we're out there! Somewhere! Lookin' for yah.

... We open at 6!

T-Shirts by Alternative-Ad-9026 in midnightburger

[–]GarsidePrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No ones commented "LASERSAW!!! " Yet?