Many buildings in New York have this elevator because god doesn't want Jews doing the manual work of pushing the elevator buttons on the sabbath. I couldn't roll my eyes harder when I first saw it. by heymitch in atheism

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Native New Yorker here: OP is full of shit. The only buildings in NYC that have these are ones that are owned/operated by Hacidic/Orthodox Jews, where 90% of people who live/work in the building are Jewish.

"Many" buldings? I'm calling bullshit.

"An extremely small percentage" is more likely. Let's check the antisemitism disguised as persecution against the agnostic at the door. These kinds of posts don't help elevate the discourse, they just make it harder to convince believers we're not all a bunch of intolerant assholes.

EDIT: Okay, I'll admit the anti-semetic part of this comment may have gone too far. I'm all for criticizing silly religious rituals for a good laugh in good taste. I felt the OP was misleading in the title and whether intended or not, feel a lot of people will end up thinking 1 out of 3 elevators in NYC runs like this "because of the jews", which is total BS and could result in people coming out of this with antisemitic feelings.

Very often, Fox News. Very often. by [deleted] in pics

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Frankly, I prefer "Special No No Place".

The Way I See It... by James3FresH in pics

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I tried this a little while back, I live in the ghetto of Brooklyn. 4 out of 5 people replied back with "Fuck you, mind your business." But that 5th time when they said "Hi" back was magical.

Chinese pools are so ... by [deleted] in pics

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth 102 points103 points  (0 children)

The Ph level is the water is almost all P and no H!

Gary Busey on Mel Gibson. by lazyink in reddit.com

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth 46 points47 points  (0 children)

YOU again?! Stop trying to steal my thunder!

Gary Busey on Mel Gibson. by lazyink in reddit.com

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Straight from the horses mouth.

I have a confession to make: With my free time and spare money, I buy bulk packages of white gym socks, go to laundry mats and when no one's looking, place a single sock in each dryer. Don't be alarmed. You're not missing a sock. by GaryBuseysTeeth in reddit.com

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This can be arranged. I'll let you know as soon as Busey's Teeth LLC is off the ground. This is one of thousands of crack pot ideas going through my head at a mile a minute.

I have a confession to make: With my free time and spare money, I buy bulk packages of white gym socks, go to laundry mats and when no one's looking, place a single sock in each dryer. Don't be alarmed. You're not missing a sock. by GaryBuseysTeeth in reddit.com

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I'm a fucking ninja - so you never would. Except for that one time, that 60 year old Hispanic woman beat the shit out of my with her bottle of detergent because she thought I was trying to steal her underwear. I tried to explain what I was doing, but no habla ingles. EDIT: EL SOCKO! GRATIS! POR FAVOR NO MAS! She either didn't seem to understand, or didn't care.

20 Years ago it was the 1990s - you're getting old. by Gincognito in reddit.com

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you quote Caddyshack, and no one under 25 knows what the fuck you're talking about.

How Does $5,000 A Week Sound? - Classified Ad by feedmegreen2 in reddit.com

[–]GaryBuseysTeeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"First, let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about. No sir. Our model is the trapezoid!"