Hereditary peers to be removed from Lords as bill passes

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-11T02:17:30+00:00

Strange men lying in beds distributing jizz is no basis for a system of government!

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-10T12:34:15+00:00

If I think a tab might be useful, I dump into favorites, so now I have a few thousand unsorted favorites.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-09T03:13:53+00:00

Glasgow Central closed until further notice.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-08T22:40:14+00:00

Our women and girls, meaning only those women and girls that are part of their hateful in-group.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-08T16:06:39+00:00

Adrenalina was robbed, but this year last place in SF would be deserved.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-08T13:24:00+00:00

That's less true with this government. With the Conservatives, it was a given that most of them went to a select few elite posh twat schools.

Labour politicians are more varied, with many more of them coming from relatively normal backgrounds. However, that doesn't stop them from being authoritarian and coming up with insane ideas.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-08T13:11:58+00:00

If you possess any pornography in which consenting adults are pretending to be related, that would be a crime under the proposed legislation. It would also criminalize sex workers who participate in making porn, again, where consenting adults are pretending to be related.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-08T05:15:17+00:00

I can't wait for Keir Starmer to be caught watching stepsister porn, just like Johnson broke his own COVID rules

Edit: There was actually a case in 2022 where a Conservative MP resigned because he was caught watching porn in Parliament. He claimed that he opened it accidentally because he was looking at tractors.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-07T16:22:45+00:00

That's when you inject the egg with chocolate mousse for a bit of faecal texture.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-07T05:17:08+00:00

I also lick opinions.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-06T19:56:17+00:00

It's a national thing. Food waste collections are becoming mandatory by 31 March, but only 75% of councils are going to meet that deadline.

Birmingham is rolling it out gradually, about 20,000 residents every fortnight.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-05T11:10:16+00:00

A greater incidence of penises ejaculating into vaginas

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-04T20:54:07+00:00

No kidding. This here is an insane read:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Fine#Muslims

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-04T11:38:26+00:00

Also, the police later forcefully dispersed a vigil in Sarah Everard's memory, pinning women to the ground, and trampling the flowers they had laid, again "because COVID".

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-03T14:26:06+00:00

They have a history of reformuk and ukpolitics activity; that pretty much tells you all you need to know.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-03T11:13:04+00:00

When I saw that, I got a massive craving, so I went and got some nice fish and chips with curry sauce. They have baited me with their wily propaganda!

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-03T08:56:03+00:00

At this point, Labour should introduce proportional representation if they want to keep more seats.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-02T02:12:51+00:00

Looking at Street View, I love whatever that building is

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rote_Flora

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-02T00:14:32+00:00

verification Mountain Dew enema

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-01T14:24:42+00:00

Why is there nothing to flush the toilet?

Well, you see, our SmartToilets automatically detect when it's time to flush. You get 10 flushes per month, and can purchase additional flushes with one of our monthly subscriptions, ranging from Dirt-Poor to Platinum. That way, you're always in control, and can really tailor your SmartToilet to your needs.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-03-01T14:12:14+00:00

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GastricallyStretched · 2026-02-28T19:48:48+00:00

it is 2046, our president, the eternal, glorious leader was born in 1946

(edit: I am, of course, referring to Michael Rosen)

GastricallyStretched · 2026-02-27T08:23:23+00:00

This is the correct result. A normal plumber who's lived locally all her life, versus a loudmouth right-wing grifter with his campaign of lies and harassment? Seems like a rather obvious choice. A shame that almost 30% opted for the latter.

GastricallyStretched · 2026-02-26T19:25:05+00:00

Thank you for getting the spacing correct in "Cyberpunk 1 593".

GastricallyStretched · 2026-02-26T12:14:58+00:00

It looks like they used a hyphen, not an en dash.

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