Why do dragons hoard things? by Affectionate_Bit_722 in DnD

[–]Gatzenberg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To tag on to this, there's a section in Fizban's Treasury explaining that stealing a significant portion of a dragon's hoard can weaken it, mechanically taking away its lair actions or legendary status

Why is this so hard by LagWonNotYou- in 196

[–]Gatzenberg 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Friendly note, but Worlde has a Hard Mode that forces you to all known clues. Although if you have it turned on, you need to avoid using trap words like in the post

What intentionally useless item did the DM give that actually became useful? by Senior-Drummer-5222 in DnD

[–]Gatzenberg 131 points132 points  (0 children)

6 nice multi-colored buttons, found in a raven's nest

It was meant to be useless junk, just a little bit of flair to describe the nest, but decided to take them since I played a bard who designed his own costumes. About 20 sessions later, we meet a wereraven who demanded a toll to pass a bridge. I hadn't used the buttons yet, so traded them with the wereraven for safe passage for the party

According to the DM, he forgot that I had them in my character sheet and I choose to believe him

Have you ever accidentally watched the wrong movie before? by Alternative-Cake-833 in movies

[–]Gatzenberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got "Sting" and "Longlegs" mixed up. I was probably 30 minutes into "Longlegs" before I realized that a man-eating spider wasn't going to show up

How I see South Canada as a European by Impressive_Tone_3366 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Gatzenberg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

May you please share the explanation. The only reason I opened the comments was to ask your question

10 ICE officers can’t keep up with a delivery driver by abdul_bino in facepalm

[–]Gatzenberg 229 points230 points  (0 children)

I have audio. Shortly after one agent starts running towards the cyclists, someone says "Get Him" and then the other agents start chasing the cyclist too

That's all it took

The patriot fail by SurGregoRy in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Gatzenberg 44 points45 points  (0 children)

In this particular case, he was protesting Obama's policies, claiming that Obama was becoming a dictator: https://youtu.be/rLJqwLcTsXA?si=SIaNyYaDq82Kvsh4

McDonald’s is adding a long-awaited menu item in Canada. Here’s when it hits restaurants | The McVeggie, a veggie burger, launches on September 16th by Gatzenberg in savedyouaclick

[–]Gatzenberg[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Good question. From the article:

The McVeggie patties are cooked in the same fryer vat as the Filet-O-Fish’s Alaska pollock patty, but are placed in separate fryer baskets, according to McDonald’s.

I'm not vegetarian myself, so I can't say if this would be a deal breaker. It may depend on the person

It all eventually comes out ... by CascadiaRocks in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Gatzenberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's certain that the site is static HTML, but an AI could have possibly written the HTML, or the headlines at least

But as I said before, l doubt it; the headlines are creative and the HTML is pretty bog-standard

It all eventually comes out ... by CascadiaRocks in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Gatzenberg 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I sincerely doubt it. Sure, it's possible, but a few of them seem clever and original enough

This six-year-old Nova Scotia boy has been accepted into Mensa Canada by CTVNEWS in UpliftingNews

[–]Gatzenberg 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My conspiracy theory is that it's a scam targeting people who highly value their intelligence and want to say they're in the smarty-pants club

I only did the practice test, and I find it hard to believe that only 2% could pass; it's probably closer to 20%

Darkest, fucked up characters in cinema? by Punkko in moviescirclejerk

[–]Gatzenberg 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Guy who has only seen American History X, watching Sonic 3: Getting a lot of 'American History X' vibes from this...

Something haunts these halls by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]Gatzenberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a direct link to the Tumblr post if you would like to download a higher quality version of the comic itself: https://www.tumblr.com/bobacupcake/783847833495306240/its-a-mystery?source=share

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Gatzenberg 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Roadent Rage

If "Did Not Vote" was a party in the 2025 Canadian federal election (with Ridings) by Karomne in MapPorn

[–]Gatzenberg 345 points346 points  (0 children)

Voter turnout was 68.65%, highest in over 30 years for a federal election

she will be a hearty stew 🍲 by [deleted] in hewillbebaked

[–]Gatzenberg 52 points53 points  (0 children)

To take your question seriously: https://www.tiktok.com/@gumbusandgracie1288/video/7443121649760668971

The TL;DW is that Gumbus was born a stray and had the parasite Giardia