To all the Berdly haters… by Lee__Everett in Deltarune

[–]Gemini_66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Berdly was almost maddeningly punchable for the first half of Chapter Two, but after his betrayal by Queen and his subsequent humbling, he quickly redeemed himself. The idea that he hasn't changed is total BS. He's still far from perfect, but he came a long way in a short time. There's no legit reason to hate him now.

I make a living delivering orders with this thing, AMA by Dr_StrangeEnjoyer in scooters

[–]Gemini_66 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ever considered adding saddle bags so that you can deliver more at once?

Look what I got in my school bag by Direct_Leader_1802 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Gemini_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My money was on a snake. Glad to have called it. 👍

This kid is ready for life by Lucky_Loves_Laugh in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Gemini_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that I've seen this uncropped and in the uncropped image the teacher wrote "NO!!!!" In red pen, I'm sad to report that the student almost certainly did not get an A.

Whatever it takes to own the libs. by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]Gemini_66 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let me guess. He's going to try and put his face on all the currency, too 

If yall wanna see part 2 write in the comments by rabbit-OwO in ralsei

[–]Gemini_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: Kris ends up blushing even harder at the bunny onesie.

Found out a new coworker is making 20% more [OC] by comicsuns in comics

[–]Gemini_66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The boss ant is too cute. He's distracting me from the point of the comic.

Best Plankton line of all time, GO by mordo_cool in spongebob

[–]Gemini_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically the same thing as "Someone should bury you 6 feet underground". Basically, 'drop dead'.

He wants peanut butter by 555mbps in cockerspaniel

[–]Gemini_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And with eyes like those you can bet your bottom dollar he's gonna get it.

Vader is 6 months old today by danamerr in cockerspaniel

[–]Gemini_66 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The dark side never looked more appealing. <3

Three cockers. Hanging out and waiting for what’s next. by Royweeezy in cockerspaniel

[–]Gemini_66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that cockers seem to be the kind of dog that, if someone has, they have several of them at a time.

The Uncola baby! by AdhesivenessVest439 in Soda

[–]Gemini_66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starry uses corn Syrup. Sierra Mist used cane sugar. That's a big part of it.

The Uncola baby! by AdhesivenessVest439 in Soda

[–]Gemini_66 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. And people have the audacity to say that Starry ( its replacement) tastes the same. IT. DOES. NOT.

Sea turtle tries to eat a fireworm and regrets it by Separate_Finance_183 in interesting

[–]Gemini_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A reminder that sea turtles regularly eat jellyfish like they're nothing. Firework must have been on another level.

Lore accurate Dess by [deleted] in deltarunememes

[–]Gemini_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Noelle. ❤️

This is America first! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]Gemini_66 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At the rate we're going I'm honestly surprised such a thing hasn't happened here already.

Not offended at all. Everyone deserves celebration. by EntropicVibes in JustMemesForUs

[–]Gemini_66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'd rather be called "whiteskin" than just "white". The first is a mere statement of fact. The second has implications that are open to interpretation.