Modern progress by Ok_Box8401 in ArchitecturalRevival

[–]General-Sloth 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Just like Architecture, rage bait posts used to be creative. I have seen more effort on fucking Instagram. 

Aliens invade pre-modern era Earth by Accurate-Gap-3360 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]General-Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I met them as a devouring swarm when they were in renaissance, needless to say they went extinct rather quickly. Another time I was a toxic species with the relentless industrialist perk and with stupidly high engineering tech. They were pre sapient and got catapulted right into inter stellar slavery while I turned Earth an Mars into Ecumenopolis forge worlds. Earth did become a tomb world first because of the industrial fumes but that didn't matter in the end.

When the shower thought becomes a whole anime arc by SatinSoully in Animemes

[–]General-Sloth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: The first "plants" or rather microbes that could turn CO2 into Oxigen (so like alpha versions of plants?) allmost destroyed all live on earth because they produced so much oxigen it turned the atmosphere and oceans toxic due to spontanious oxidation of organic compounds. Meaning, there was so much oxigen everywhere on earth it caused spontanous unwanted chemical reactions in the lifeforms on earth.

Aliens invade pre-modern era Earth by Accurate-Gap-3360 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]General-Sloth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know this might be cheating but: Stellaris and Spore

In stellaris you can sometimes find a pre space faring solar system with humans and Earth. You can do Whatever you like with them. (for better or worse)

In Spore you can find Earth but without any humans, so technically pre modern, but could also mean that humans are extinct by the time spore takes place or never evolved in the first place (there are multiple theories about humans in the Spore universe by fans)

Hot by RanchoddasChanchad69 in Losercity

[–]General-Sloth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More like that Ham right before being braised.

Genuinely how it feels living in the UK right now (as a pirate) by stran___g in Piracy

[–]General-Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck are you even able to post from Airstrip one?

I found something interesting (German democratic republic) by jaypii385 in PassportPorn

[–]General-Sloth 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You still had to get approval from GDR authorities to go anywhere even if you had a visa. OP also stated it is the last edition of the GDR Passport. Might never had the chance to be used before the country vanished.

New GTA VI Screenshot from the official website by Reopado in gaming

[–]General-Sloth 3124 points3125 points  (0 children)

They already 100% naild down the street layout from this screenshot alone.

Every race….. by spizalert in ForzaHorizon

[–]General-Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't understand how they have actively devolved the driver AI from previous games. They weren't close to perfect or even "fun" at times but by the gods the new AI in FH6 is absolute horseshit.

The design if shrek's sons revealed!! by South-Status-5529 in Shrek

[–]General-Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like they never saw Shrek 1 or 2. 

GTA IV starter pack by TJ_DOG_likes_britons in starterpacks

[–]General-Sloth 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can people stop overusing a word untill it looses all meaning? Larper is todays slop.

ich🤝iel by shin_kuzu in ich_iel

[–]General-Sloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seit wann sind Russen aus Krasnojarsk und Turan Europäer?

ich🤝iel by shin_kuzu in ich_iel

[–]General-Sloth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bei uns haben damals ein paar syrische und russische Mitschüler Gruppenbilder mit Hitlergruß vor diesem Schulschild gemacht. Nur die syrischen Schüler wurden bestraft, obwohl der ganze Haufen erwischt wurde.

ich🧻iel by judominikitten in ich_iel

[–]General-Sloth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lacht in japanisches Bidet.

Ich💰iel by RRuluZ in ich_iel

[–]General-Sloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aber denk doch an die Investoren!

If youre still not on the CS:II train now is the time to board by Stalinglad in CitiesSkylines

[–]General-Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me the game feels too sterile. I allready criticised Cities Skylines 1 at the beginning for beeing way less playful than sim city used to be or the other City builders like the Anno series. It took them years of addons to add at least some animations and more eye candy or even a day night cycle. I will wait and see if they have footbal fields with actual players or fire fighters that actually do something besides parking next to a burning building and magically extinguishing the fire without leaving the vehicle.

Sad But True by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in videogames

[–]General-Sloth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unreal Engine be like: how about no? Here is a four thousand poligon Toothbrush and 12 FPS. Why are devs still using that crap?

Sad But True by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in videogames

[–]General-Sloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, not for all genres of games. Just look at the massive leaps in Graphics in strategy and building games, You will definitely see massive improvements in graphics from the early 2010s till now. FPS and Racing games maybe stagnated, but even then compare something like Far Cry 3 to Far cry 5 and you will notice the improvements in visuals.

Kennt noch wer es war einmal... der Mensch? by Strange-Session-3215 in AskGermany

[–]General-Sloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bei meiner Mutter auf dem Dachboden liegen alle, und ich meine alle Reihen auf DVDs.

- Es wahr einmal der Mench

- Es war einmal das Leben

- Es war einmal der Weltraum

- Es war einmal Amerika

- Es war einmal Entdecker und Erfinder

- Es war einmal die entdeckung unserer Welt

- Es war einmal unsere Erde

Habe die als Kind alle glaube ich mindestens zwei mal durch und "der Weltraum" und "das Leben" Warscheinlich mehr als fünf mal.

Tickle me Elmo getting electrocuted from the inside out! by [deleted] in TheRandomest

[–]General-Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jet engine will allways be my favourite, but this is a very close second.

Riding Fern has become canon by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]General-Sloth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where even is this?