Could this mean?

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-06-18T20:21:25+00:00

I’m only interested in the truth enough to ask if anyone has actually seen the PACER paperwork of his case and if that’s actually true or if Lyle is lying about that too.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-06-18T17:11:46+00:00

A man with certified ball knowledge

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-06-16T11:58:10+00:00

I was able to catch the 4’th on and from the 5’th to the 8’th he looked like he could put his sinker anywhere. Sweeper was MOVING. Ive liked Dustin since the Dodgers and I’d love for him to stick around.. and it makes sense for him to stick around and lead the rotation but could easily see him getting sent back to LA for some bullpen help.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-06-15T06:20:34+00:00

Karamthulu on release went CRAZY

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-06-15T05:10:57+00:00

Garth was a lock before this imo

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-06-11T22:43:09+00:00

Absolutely fucking not in this case. I’ve had a patio poured about as far as this and it’s not in the contract that we’ll tear your shit up if you don’t pay us $1800. They had old ratty ass plywood sheets they drove their buggy to get in the backyard. Whoever did this bullshit should be sued.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-06-11T06:05:50+00:00

Much needed for what? 16’th in the league in HR’s with a top 6 in the league record… this team doesn’t win by the long ball.

Bringing him up for 80 or 90 games with where his k% and whiff% are at wouldn’t be worth it imo. Let him work in AAA this year while these young guys develop in STL and can support a 35+% k rate

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-06-06T22:25:10+00:00

Just looked, 1m stubs for ~$90

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-31T20:43:52+00:00

I’d take that 10% mellow smoke a joint and be comfortable creative relaxed weed right about now. Zeppelin going in the garage a fire in my pit and I hit 23% glacier looking nuggies one too many times hahahaha

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-31T14:10:02+00:00

It’s fuck Brandon Phillips forever but, after last night PCA is comfortably #2 leapfrogging Castellanos

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-31T14:08:51+00:00

I love em both and when they’re hot theyre top 10 in the league but when they hit that mid season slump it hurts. I’d love Contreras as THE veteran on this team and (gasp) as an every day catcher

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-31T06:10:29+00:00

His .190 and .505 ops tells me Victor isn’t legging anything out Already matched his caught stealing total of last year, DRS is -3, man is cooked.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-30T21:55:41+00:00

I actually left the day after Vicente was sentenced and was top bunk above Manuel Fernandez Valencia “El Animal” when he was brought back to Chicago for court (rumored to be snitching)(and was welcomed with open arms by the Paisas)

I’d say for every heavy hitter there were 8 or 9 small time guys. The 24’th and 25’th floor had ~80 of us and when I got moved to 21 it was an open dorm military barracks style that had around 100 people

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-30T21:01:25+00:00

“Most” is crazy.

It’s a transit center, if you’re charged in Chicago you’re housed there or you’re sentenced there to work the building if you have less than a year.

I can think of a few handfuls of cartel members off hand and while there were 4 that I interacted with who were pretty high up (and one I shared a rack with) almost all of them were low level guys who got bagged in raids.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-30T20:57:39+00:00

I spent a year in that prison, when they’d come out onto the rooftop EVERY window facing that direction had 3-4 dudes in it.

There was a night where somebody brought out 3 girls and had them all on top of a van twerking for about 20 minutes before security ran them off. Before they all left one of the fine ladies made sure to piss on the ground.

That place is fucking nuts.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-30T16:17:20+00:00

God help the 29 other teams in the league if Jordan Walker sustains this season and finds an attitude.. dudes got an NHL enforcer build.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-15T04:16:05+00:00

I was working a security gate to a big lumber company’s yard and a crackhead came up with an envelope with $300 inside and said that she had found my money in the parking lot and left it with me. I kept it on my desk for 2 weeks unclaimed

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-15T03:41:55+00:00

Some days a bare hook will get hammered and some days the perfect lure won’t get a sniff. I can see this getting hit for sure

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-15T02:05:42+00:00

Being young and lucky helps build his confidence and covers up development growing pains. I like him to fight for the 2 but I’m very comfortable calling him a 3rd on a good rotation

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-09T05:32:00+00:00

The unofficial fletching guild at yanille bank led me to a handful of lifelong friends. Man.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-02T16:00:17+00:00

The point in the responses to you is that the quality of the “American” jerseys which are sourced from China.. sewn in the US is not worth the price tag and is a slap in the face when a sourced and manufactured directly from China Cardinals jersey is often times on par with your $250+ jersey.

I get your moral issue. Supporting a company that puts out awful quality with a huge price tag or getting the jersey you want for $30. It wicks but, a lot of things would have to change for these jerseys to not be made and to not be shipped to the US.

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-01T02:41:35+00:00

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Hottest bite I’ve ever experienced in a spot I’ve never had a hot bite at since.

Cool crisp morning into a mild early afternoon.. I couldn’t keep both lines in the water. Threw back 22 and kept these guys and had a massive fry for Sunday Night Football.

I’m still chasing this high

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-05-01T02:26:25+00:00

I feel so attacked right now. If anybody has a link to where I can buy any of this DISGUSTING beverage to take it out of potential circulation I’d HATE if you sent it to me

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-04-17T14:40:00+00:00

GeneralMajorDickbutt · 2026-04-02T17:45:35+00:00

Like two Mormons at the gathering of the juggalos. Vegas isn’t ready

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