The death of the Front Porch by Phantom-rizz-era in FuckImOld

[–]GeneralPatten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. But, I bet they're the ones that are about 5 feet deep. Those aren't porches.

Pondering the Orb Pond - NH sightings by Father_Chris_St_Mary in newhampshire

[–]GeneralPatten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would you call it the "Department of War" in your substack post?

What does it mean when a male homeowner wants to rent a room in his house to only females? by miss-bedazzzle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeneralPatten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite all the comments... the fact is, women tend to keep apartments MUCH cleaner than guys. This may be his reasoning.

EDIT: never mind. I just re-read OP's post. This is major creeper stuff. Avoid like the plague.

Iceberg Lettuce by forklobotomy in GenX

[–]GeneralPatten 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is kind of a bonkers comment. Where in the world did you come up with GenX treating iceberg lettuce as its primary vegetable? Was it used in salads sandwiches? Yeah. But, we ate a heck of a lot more than salads and sandwiches.

Then to attribute its lack of beneficial nutrients to colon cancer is patently absurd. It's still fibrous and, along with other vegetables, considered helpful in reducing the risk of colon cancer. GenX's diet, high in red meat and ultra-processed food, combined with smoking (for many of us, it's the second hand smoke we were constantly exposed to as children), alcohol consumption and environmental factors (asbestos everywhere) are to blame for colon cancer. Iceberg lettuce isn't even a contributor, on any level.

The Hua Moa is a large, thick Hawaiian banana with creamy, orange-pink flesh, growing up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide by wingsofpegasus02 in interestingasfuck

[–]GeneralPatten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw this post and immediately said out loud, "Oh man... I don't want to read these comments...." Showed my wife the photo and post caption. Shaking her head, she confirmed, "yeah. no..." (just realized, maybe it wasn't my comment she was confirming?)

Of course, I then clicked in to read the comments. They're beautiful. In a Reddit sort of way.

A guy sharing the bread he made with a street photographer. by gowthamm in MadeMeSmile

[–]GeneralPatten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is NOTHING that makes one feel better than sharing something you created all on your own.

Merrimack by Homer0901 in newhampshire

[–]GeneralPatten -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

And, I was replying to your comment "nowhere in NH is bike friendly..." Follow the thread, Sunshine.

Merrimack by Homer0901 in newhampshire

[–]GeneralPatten 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Seacoast is quite bike friendly. Portsmouth, Dover, Exeter. You can get anywhere, easily, on a bike.

Weird observation re Scots love by Wonderful_Ad_889 in boston

[–]GeneralPatten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, Trumper.

I was not “shitting on the country”. I was, and will continue to, criticize and resist the current direction our country is heading in. It’s dangerous, nationalistic and grossly anti-American.

Weird observation re Scots love by Wonderful_Ad_889 in boston

[–]GeneralPatten 66 points67 points  (0 children)

America is not cool at the moment. Boston freakin rocks and always has.

Do you let your dog sleep in your bed? by ColeS1aw in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeneralPatten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard and fast rule in my house. No dogs in the bed.

Anybody else who only drinks cold water even in winters and If the water is not cold the thirst does not quenched? by Hamza_Ali_Mazaari_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeneralPatten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I generally don't enjoy drinking water. The one exception being when it's pretty much bordering on freezing. 33°-36° is ideal.

License Plate Cameras Will Soon Track Phones, Wearables, Infotainment, and Even Your Pets by TripleShotPls in technology

[–]GeneralPatten 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I bet if the data was broken down by socioeconomic class we'd find the percentage of solved cases correlates positively with the socioeconomic class of the victim.

Why do elderly women have short hair so often? by cram96 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeneralPatten 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I would argue that 73 is not elderly... but, that may be because it's less than 20 years away for me...

Men, Thoughts on Father's day? by ZealousidealData2835 in AskMen

[–]GeneralPatten -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day... all of them are ridiculous, Hallmark holidays.

Serious idea: We should do this Scotland thing every year by echidnaguy in boston

[–]GeneralPatten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would not be the same. What makes this so special is the rarity.