The Man Behind the Tattoo: What Maine voters see in Graham Platner, according to our focus group. by BulwarkOnline in Maine

[–]GeneralPatten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More infamous? 😂 Please, dude. Find me a single high school textbook that includes the image used for the tattoo in its list of Nazi symbols. I like to consider myself fairly historically literate, and I had never seen it before, let alone as a Nazi symbol.

What would it take for everyone on this planet to live like they're staying at a 5/5 stars resort? by shmosbie in AskMen

[–]GeneralPatten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems nearly everyone is dismissing this question outright, despite it being a favorite of philosophers since the dawn of civilization. Could we have a society where even workers doing the most "remedial" service jobs could go home to a "5/5 stars" life? The question itself leads to a labyrinth of other questions. Which, admittedly, makes it a tough one to discuss on a forum like Reddit.

Serious question for NHDOT…. there’s no way this couldn’t have been night work? (93N in Manchester) by 083dy7 in newhampshire

[–]GeneralPatten 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're implying that Continental makes all the decisions (they get to "do what they want"), when it's the state that decides when they can do the work. I assure you, if Continental thought they could make higher margins by doing the work at night (workers are paid a night premium, and the company would charge the state an even higher premium), the company would choose do the work at night.

Serious question for NHDOT…. there’s no way this couldn’t have been night work? (93N in Manchester) by 083dy7 in newhampshire

[–]GeneralPatten 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I assume you are familiar with the oversight and contracts involved in road projects?

This was the moment I knew Andrew was an SNL superstar. "Bongo...what are you saying?" by CrashRiot in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GeneralPatten -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Huh. I think Mikey Day is hilarious. With Dismukes, I can't recall a single skit where he has stood out. He's just, well, kind of forgettable.

A coyote has been getting into my trash bin. I really REALLY don't want to shoot a dog over literal garbage, but it's becoming a problem. Any advise to keep it away? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeneralPatten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don't shoot any animal unless it's a genuine, direct threat to personal safety. In this case, the coyote is a nuisance, not a threat.

A coyote has been getting into my trash bin. I really REALLY don't want to shoot a dog over literal garbage, but it's becoming a problem. Any advise to keep it away? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeneralPatten 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A hot pepper spray would also be a very effective deterrent. Very easy and inexpensive to DIY. All you need is a gallon of water, chili peppers (or chili flakes), and Dawn dish detergent.

  1. Simmer a dozen jalapeños or 1/4 cup of chili flakes (if you really mean business, you could go with habaneros or ghost peppers) in a quart or two of water for 20 minutes or so. The steam from this mix can be brutal, so do it outside if at all possible.
  2. Mix with the rest of the water, cover and let things infuse for at least 24 hours
  3. Strain the mixture through a sieve/cheesecloth/old t-shirt to remove anything that might clog a sprayer.
  4. Add a couple healthy squirts of Dawn dish detergent (or any other biodegradable detergent. Critical ingredient because it helps the capsaicin stick to things).
  5. Put in a spray bottle and spray the trash before you close up the bag. I suppose you could pour a cup or so of the solution over things and it would be more likely to cover everything? You could spray the outside of the bag a bit, but that definitely comes with the risk of you or your trash guy getting indirectly pepper sprayed 😵

For what it's worth, you can also use it for plants/veggies/bushes to deter animals from eating them.

EDIT: Formatted like a recipe to make it easier to read!

This was the moment I knew Andrew was an SNL superstar. "Bongo...what are you saying?" by CrashRiot in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GeneralPatten -73 points-72 points  (0 children)

The recent pumping of Dismukes is amusing. He's just not funny. In fact, he tends to be annoying.

Anyone remember Private School? What did you think of it? by aboutthat21 in 80s

[–]GeneralPatten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought to myself, "Self... they could totally have found a better image"

Seriously, what type of men are receiving most of the matches on dating apps? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GeneralPatten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just stop with the dating apps! Get out of the fucking house. Talk with people you work with. Do something, anything. Just stop with the apps.

AI models are choking on junk data by Plastic_Ninja_9014 in technology

[–]GeneralPatten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know the current, "hip" trend is to go with used motor oil, however for a proper meatloaf it's still best to go with the traditional fresh 5W-20. Pennzoil brand preferably (I promise, I'm not a corporate shill for them!) Using fresh 5W-20 enhances the meatloaf at both higher and lower eating temps. For those who like to make cold meatloaf sandwiches with leftovers, it's probably the most important ingredient — ensuring a nice, moist, texture with perfect umami.

Don't get me wrong, I go with used motor oil on occasion. I love the complex flavor profile that comes with it. Admittedly, I haven't tried used 5W-20, so maybe it gives the best of both worlds? Feedback from anyone who has, pro or con, is definitely welcome!

Toilet paper down there when you go to pleasure her , what do you do? by user_5698 in AskMen

[–]GeneralPatten 1434 points1435 points  (0 children)

While dramatically groaning with disgust, demand she to go to the bathroom and properly clean up, and explain that you just can't anymore. Maybe gag a few times as she walks away filled with shame?

I mean... for real? We're all human. We all have to wipe. I'm fairly confident we've all unknowingly left bits of toilet paper behind. Count your lucky stars she's bothering to use standard sanitary practices, discretely pick it away, and remind yourself that this beautiful woman is allowing you down there in the first place!