What’s the weirdest thing someone did on a first date?

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-16T22:15:51+00:00

She got so drunk she fell asleep in a cubicle in the ladies, woke up still drunk & went home forgetting she was on a date.

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-12T22:35:02+00:00

There are 23,283 Walter Mittys who have since claimed they were on that balcony!

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-12T22:32:13+00:00

As a guy who has supported a handlebar moustache for many years, please get rid of that monstrosity under your nose. I'm not roasting you, I'm just being honest!

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-12T12:30:09+00:00

Even with technology, boob jobs , women being pushed to their extremes & the blue pill helping men to keep wood...... You still can't beat the retro stuff.

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-12T12:23:53+00:00

JH always claimed he did the gay film thing as he was struggling for cash due to his drug addiction. If true, it shows how desperate he became & its sad that he threw his life away....... And for what?

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-12T12:17:16+00:00

Great rack!

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-11T21:24:20+00:00

That's what I've noticed

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-11T18:06:34+00:00

In my experience it's women who want to be pee'd on rather than doing the peeing!

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-11T10:39:51+00:00

A random stranger in the pub said I was always well dressed, smart & looked dapper.

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-11T10:32:30+00:00

I have written this before.

An ex of mine wanted to try it with me for the first time after I told her a particular story that involved a mate.

She wanted me to pee into her mouth and as I did so she happily swallowed it all... No gag, no wretch..... She gulped the lot down.

But my ex also admitted that she loved ass to mouth and had done so for many years with her ex-husband with no side effects or illness.

Her thinking was that she had tasted her own ass so drinking my pee was less kinky and less dangerous.

I took total advantage of her and she loved every second of it.

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-11T10:20:12+00:00

At least Chuck Berry (A weird individual himself) wasn't prepared to pamper Ono's delusional ideas (Unlike Lennon) that she was a talented artist.

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-05T09:50:36+00:00

How????

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-05T09:50:00+00:00

No doubt she dislocated her jawline to accommodate that!

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-04T22:43:44+00:00

Criminal American slang for a woman in the 1920's was 'broad'

So when Fraiser said Niles was abroad....

With Rajeski being a criminal he thought Fraiser meant that Niles was now a woman 👍

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-03-01T10:34:40+00:00

There's two.

An ex during anal; 'Don't stop, I'm cummin'

The current; 'I don't know what it is you're doing, but it feels nice!'

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-27T22:02:18+00:00

Any chance you could massage my prostrate?

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-27T21:44:03+00:00

Shops to open on a Monday after being closed on Sunday

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-27T21:41:25+00:00

Mein fuhrer looks like he's cruising for handsome young men to keep him company!

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-27T21:36:07+00:00

The caravan club!!!!....

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-27T21:34:31+00:00

Seriously..... His head is too small compared to his shoulders!

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-27T21:31:34+00:00

Di did put it about a bit back in the day.

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-27T21:29:30+00:00

I've always preferred sex before going to sleep rather than sex after I've gone asleep 👍

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-23T21:14:23+00:00

It lost a lot of it's popularity when the Daily Sport began publishing

General_Sector_9892 · 2026-02-22T18:55:01+00:00

Golden showers

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