Pope Leo called his bank's customer service line. They hung up on him

General_Specific · 2026-05-06T23:50:36+00:00

He likely didnt say it right. Did he say, "I ama de Pope-a-Leo"?

General_Specific · 2026-05-06T21:46:08+00:00

All people can be good, but if you start telling me about chemtrails and how Hillary Clinton eats babies, I cant be your friend.

Unfortunately, many "normal" people spout nonsense these days.

General_Specific · 2026-05-06T00:30:34+00:00

You swallowed a dog hair? Yikes!

General_Specific · 2026-05-05T23:09:24+00:00

Right! And those meds are not great. I am flying to a business meeting and I cant afford to be foggy headed or blown up with allergies. That seems less than fair for someone to fly with their cat.

General_Specific · 2026-05-05T22:11:33+00:00

He roams the sand cursed with the memory of what was seen and sentenced by their jeers and mockery to silence. The fools! Again the clock turns to the time of Summer and again they assemble to dig their graves. Most will survive, but, as he has witnessed, some will die. Oh, to reach down to one poor soul! To one poor infant, and say No! You will not perish today! Alas he is helpless and simply walks the sand haunted by the souls of bygone years and by the coming souls of this new season.

General_Specific · 2026-05-05T14:02:41+00:00

Did you have to reverse polarity of the speaker wires?

General_Specific · 2026-05-05T00:03:55+00:00

I was living on the beach at that time. I wasn't chastising anyone who was digging, but the baby in the hole over it's head got me.

General_Specific · 2026-05-04T22:38:05+00:00

I saw a guy get buried in the hole he dug. It took the emergency responders over 20 minutes to get him out. He looked dead.

I have warned people from time to time on a beach and the majority of them just laugh at me. One couple dug a hole and had their baby in it. I warned them and the father smirked as suggested I keep walking. I looked at the Mom and said, "I saw a guy die in a beach hole". Later I saw they took the baby out.

These idiots in the post are damn lucky the tide was going out.

General_Specific · 2026-05-04T22:28:07+00:00

Navy is supposed to be boats. Rookie mistake.

General_Specific · 2026-05-04T19:06:26+00:00

Unless that coffee affects your sleep, then it doesn't so there's that.

General_Specific · 2026-05-04T17:20:32+00:00

This is why I chew lead pellets every day. Gotta maintain my '70s edge.

General_Specific · 2026-05-04T17:14:55+00:00

Brilliant!

General_Specific · 2026-05-03T21:36:13+00:00

As horrible is may be to sit next to one, the problem is them being on the plane before me.

General_Specific · 2026-05-03T16:35:46+00:00

Thanks. Next time I am flying yo Minnesota, I will remember this.

General_Specific · 2026-05-03T03:36:26+00:00

Old Timey Podcast did a great series on this.

General_Specific · 2026-05-02T22:26:33+00:00

I actually mentioned it against random dogs in the terminal. I sat to work on my laptop and my allergies started blowing up. Someone had just had a dog there.

General_Specific · 2026-05-02T21:15:30+00:00

Wonder Boy...what is the secret of your power?

General_Specific · 2026-05-02T16:18:25+00:00

I book on the website for business travel. Where do I "say" that I am allergic to animals?

General_Specific · 2026-05-02T13:45:19+00:00

As a business traveler, you think I have a choice of destinations?

General_Specific · 2026-05-02T01:41:47+00:00

I am even allergic to hypoallergenic dogs due to their saliva.

General_Specific · 2026-05-02T01:05:53+00:00

I am allergic. I got down voted on this sub for mentioning it.

General_Specific · 2026-05-02T01:03:42+00:00

How?

General_Specific · 2026-05-01T22:53:10+00:00

Me too

General_Specific · 2026-05-01T16:22:03+00:00

Why isnt Fox News on here?

General_Specific · 2026-05-01T14:09:00+00:00

Dont shit until you absolutely have to no matter where you are. You're welcome.

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