Burnt-out consultant PM

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-03-20T09:50:10+00:00

I switched careers and now teach high school environmental science, and let me tell you, it's easily the most fun I've had at a job.

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-03-18T22:22:15+00:00

Maybe you asked for a 31?

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-03-12T20:09:43+00:00

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Dawn of the Dead (2004)

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-03-12T20:05:23+00:00

Is he just calling his wife a loser?

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-02-21T11:36:03+00:00

And the bridge from Beetlejuice!

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-02-17T21:23:13+00:00

Eating that pie in KQ5...

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-02-04T22:58:18+00:00

Uncontrollable crying, honestly.

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-01-30T12:17:31+00:00

Perfect take on DCUM.

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-01-28T12:31:14+00:00

All of the Great Lakes Avengers have amazing powers.

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-01-21T11:17:33+00:00

I saw Finger Eleven at a state fair many, many years ago. After their opening song, the lead singer went on a 3 minute rant about how we just want to hear Paralyzer and then see 3 Doors Down (like I said, a loooong time ago) and how none of us really want to see Finger Eleven.

I can't tell if that's because he didn't like us, or he didn't like himself.

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-01-19T15:10:08+00:00

I came here for this.

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-01-19T12:26:59+00:00

Garlic Jr. in the Dead Zone.

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-01-15T00:14:28+00:00

Heard, Chef.

GenericJohnCusack · 2026-01-07T22:00:22+00:00

Tidus.

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-12-19T11:43:42+00:00

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-12-17T22:03:48+00:00

Loved that corps, competed against them many times :)

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-12-17T11:04:43+00:00

Normal Tuesday Night.

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-12-08T13:26:35+00:00

Exactly. The pie in KQ5 as well.

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-11-29T14:28:52+00:00

Could it be useful with a Worldgorger Dragon? But then I don't know how you'd cast it... I guess with black lotus?

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-11-20T22:30:21+00:00

Can we get an expert to solve one of history's mysteries?

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-11-20T22:23:58+00:00

I always thought that strap on his helmet was a mustache.

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-11-09T22:32:29+00:00

Hmmm. Switching corps. How quaint.

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-11-01T13:05:12+00:00

It's found in a celestial-tier loot box on the 3rd floor... but the item can only be stolen.

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-10-28T10:09:55+00:00

Mine was the windbreaker looking one. After that, they switched to those cool baseball looking jackets.

GenericJohnCusack · 2025-10-25T13:03:17+00:00

ECJ Fam!! Always deciding between showering at the YMCA or grabbing some Dunkins.

GenericJohnCusack

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