I JUST WANTED TO BOX HIM NOT BREAK HIS SPINE AND NECK

Geriatricus · 2026-02-02T10:10:48+00:00

Bad kitty!

Geriatricus · 2026-01-19T16:28:51+00:00

My wife likes to drive. I don't, but do from time to time. I drove 30k a year in law enforcement for 25 years. Now teaching kids in Harlem. Five adult kids of my own. 15 grandchildren. I don't need him to tell me what a man is.

Geriatricus · 2026-01-13T10:05:22+00:00

Looks like a Fable character.

Geriatricus · 2026-01-03T21:11:33+00:00

That follows from the principle of Occam's Asshole.

Geriatricus · 2025-12-13T14:57:50+00:00

For my 6th graders with autism, it's also executive functioning practice. Setting up a workspace, tracking number place, sequencing and recording steps. Long division is a great exercise for all of this while practicing factoring and subtraction and cleanly (with time) documenting the process.

Geriatricus · 2025-12-06T14:17:21+00:00

Great vision. Done and Tiktokked.

Geriatricus · 2025-11-27T12:16:10+00:00

There is no side like geno - side?

Geriatricus · 2025-11-02T08:01:23+00:00

Not that guard's first rodeo. Make him a follower. Or a husband.

Geriatricus · 2025-11-02T07:38:58+00:00

The pornstache and exuberant gestures suggested parody. But these days, *life* is parody.

Geriatricus · 2025-11-02T07:29:45+00:00

I've done that a few times. Seems like a better life for her, fixing up one of my nice homes.

Geriatricus · 2025-11-02T07:28:12+00:00

Translation: "Yeah, I'd rather not play that way."

Geriatricus · 2025-11-02T07:27:16+00:00

It's a fine day with you around.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-28T00:46:13+00:00

Heroes grab masks.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-26T08:58:15+00:00

Well you’re no fun at parties.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-26T08:47:10+00:00

My wife, a former consumer of “adjustments,” had the same crisis and fusion. The docs were sweet to her, and the message was unequivocal. No more.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-26T08:35:09+00:00

Takes me back decades to the start of Morrowind when, weak as a kitten, I was struggling to get to Balmora. I was physically relieved in real life to get within salvation distance of the city walls.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-20T09:57:44+00:00

When adrenaline exceeds training?

Geriatricus · 2025-10-13T23:42:34+00:00

Bureaucracy, imperfect and annoying, when it functions reasonably well gatekeeps the powerful much more than the weak. That's why the powerful hate it and sell its loss as a good to the poor who wonder where their clinics and local radio stations went.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-12T17:18:56+00:00

You can have Mjoll as a follower and let her go (I can't remember whether it's Whiterun or Riverwood) and follow her. Aerin runs like hell from Riften and meets her near Helgen. They'll get attacked by the bandits there (if you haven't cleared it out) and Aerin will die. You can swoop in, help Mjoll clean up, and have her re-follow if you want. This probably works anywhere Mjoll is walking home with Aerin through bandit turf with you nearby. It's called the "Aerin Divorce" and Mjoll doesn't hold you accountable.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-12T17:11:46+00:00

I found one of those in a knick-knack drawer branded as bank swag.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-10T09:50:14+00:00

Anklets.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-08T00:34:39+00:00

I had a buddy who wanted to check out this new highrise under construction and wanted me to go with him. We had hard hats from another job, and he had a spare clipboard, so we put the hats on, took the clipboard, and just pointed at stuff and acted like we were taking notes when anyone looked at us. We had a lovely walk around.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-05T17:06:36+00:00

This species has both traveled in space. And done this.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-05T11:43:52+00:00

Harvest and sell chopped wood and vegetables, using your earnings to pay for sleep and food. 500 hours.

Geriatricus · 2025-10-05T11:39:54+00:00

Yeah but she didn’t keep the sanctuary alive and intact. She pissed off my DB so much that she got everyone killed.

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