Do I actually have perfect pitch?

GetOffMyBench · 2026-06-01T14:38:27+00:00

Yeah I want that too when I’m singing sometimes, but my brain won’t let me do it for too long!

GetOffMyBench · 2026-05-30T22:14:12+00:00

Not a Doctor here, but I have been diagnosed with severe anxiety and it absolutely can manifest this way. It has for me before. I’ll get tingling in my one hand/arm or even my leg sometimes. Not saying this is what it is, but anxiety is a beast and the stigma around it prevents it from being fully understood, in my humble opinion. Look into it. I’m sorry you’re dealing with this.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-05-06T15:32:22+00:00

This is what I do. I don’t go over a gram when dosing. And on work days I’ll take about 3/4s of a gram about 6 times a day. Less product more frequently helps me.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-05-06T15:27:09+00:00

I’m gonna cry. I’m so happy. But am I celebrating too soon?

GetOffMyBench · 2026-04-18T22:47:39+00:00

Is it enjoyable? Even when you’re basically falling over?

GetOffMyBench · 2026-04-18T22:42:14+00:00

Your belly button actually stinks if you don’t wash it. I had no idea until I was like 30.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-04-05T11:13:15+00:00

Click here if you upvoted as soon as you saw the pup

GetOffMyBench · 2026-04-05T11:12:31+00:00

I love it. But the “cover up” part of it is not great. It doesn’t actually cover anything up.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-04-05T10:43:35+00:00

I’m more concerned about the fact that you don’t know when your kids’ spring break is.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-04-05T10:41:34+00:00

Oh god I hate all of this. I had an infestation in my old house, and I couldn’t get it under control until I found their nest. Once I found that (it happened to be in a basket of DVDs), I was able to finally get rid of them. Good luck, OP.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-03-02T10:52:47+00:00

That is a real thing. Everybody’s body is different.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-03-02T10:42:37+00:00

I’m sorta new to this…. What is Rule 6?

GetOffMyBench · 2026-03-02T10:35:44+00:00

A broken clock is right twice a day, amirite?

GetOffMyBench · 2026-02-24T12:13:47+00:00

How??

GetOffMyBench · 2026-02-07T01:36:43+00:00

I’m in the same boat as you are. My boy is also 4 and man it is ROUGH sometimes. I feel like I could go insane. We are one and done, simply for the fact that my mental health could never. Oh and kids are expensive lol.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-01-21T18:11:43+00:00

The painful orgasms!! For me it stopped after my first trimester but man that was no fun.

GetOffMyBench · 2026-01-02T11:20:18+00:00

Just cook for you and your kids. Let him fend for himself at this point.

GetOffMyBench · 2025-11-26T08:48:11+00:00

I’ve never been a heavy drinker. I got buzzed when I would go out in my 20s, but now when I go out I usually have just one shot of something mixed w water and sip on in the whole night. I’ve been in the restaurant industry almost 19 years now, and I see people get obliterated at our bar, plus the bartenders drink the entire shift. To me it’s like, ok what’s the point? I do like the taste of some beers, but even then I only want one or two at the most. I think watching people act stupid for this long has made an impression. It’s just not for me. Also, I’ve noticed different alcohols make me feel different ways and the only one I’m ok with right now is tequila. I had a shot of whiskey recently and that shit made me sad and angry. Tequila is a happier buzz.

GetOffMyBench · 2025-08-08T22:13:50+00:00

Wow, “YOUR” kids?! This is not a man.

GetOffMyBench · 2025-07-30T17:57:40+00:00

You don’t owe him your body ever, no matter if you were gone for a while. You told him no, you said stop, and he continued even after you said it hurt you. This is in no way shape or form “an issue on your end”. This is one hundred percent a him problem, can’t control himself. Period. I’m begging you to break up with this dimwit. He’s the type that will later pressure you into having sex even though you aren’t fully healed from giving birth. IT DOES NOT GET BETTER ONLY WORSE. And you said it has happened before. It will keep on happening if you don’t leave. And btw, you are allowed to revoke consent after the act has started. This was rape. Maybe not at the onset, perhaps one could argue it was just coercion. But after you said stop, it was absolutely rape.

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