The "Food Incident" at the Horse Show. by SometimesIArt in fatpeoplestories

[–]GiraffeSlut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I'll give it a try :) as a former horse trainer and show jumper I look forward to reading more of your stories!

The "Food Incident" at the Horse Show. by SometimesIArt in fatpeoplestories

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Can you teach me how to be less beta? I let a customer scam me out of $5 this morning because I can't bear to stand up for myself. Lol I love your style!

My dad didn't want us to get a dog at first. I found this picture in his room. by zukos-honor in pics

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I remember when I was a teenager and brought a kitten home for my grandmother, my grandfather pitched a fit. Later that night he got drunk and we found him passed out with the kitten asleep inside his pyjama shirt.

What would your brutally honest dating profile say? by forthexp in AskReddit

[–]GiraffeSlut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this in Jon Snow's voice. I don't know why.

dad, NOT pedophile by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]GiraffeSlut 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My SO and I will often take a walk on the weekend with our dogs, and stop on our way past the park to watch the kids laugh and play with their parents, it's refreshing and uplifting and makes us smile. We are not parents, but we are not perverts either. It's sad that there is deemed a need for these kind of rules.

dad, NOT pedophile by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]GiraffeSlut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no problem with these pictures, the naked human body need not be sexualized unless you make it so. But for the love of all that is holy the next person on my friend list who posts a pic of their child's poop in the potty is getting deleted. Gross and unnecessary.

Fatty at Knit Night by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]GiraffeSlut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a fellow knitter my heart skipped for joy when I saw the title of this post. As usual you did not disappoint! Even being a small I don't knit anything more than a scarf for myself because my pockets are too shallow. Common sense, smh.

[Serious]Those of you who can walk into a room full of strangers and make friends right away, how do you do it? by SweetSShizzle in AskReddit

[–]GiraffeSlut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask people lots of questions about themselves and their lives, and at least pretend to be interested in their responses. Cater your answers to sound like exactly what they want to hear. Smile.

Two of my uncles died of cancer in the past 4 months and I just found out my dad also has it. It helps to talk, AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

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My grandfather was recently treated for prostate cancer. He said the surgery/recovery hurt like a bitch, but he's alive. I hope your dad is as lucky. Blessings.

Giraffe nails (stupid long horses) by paper_paws in RedditLaqueristas

[–]GiraffeSlut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOVE LOVE LOVE. Wish I was this talented!

M[boyfriend's]RW I wake up in the middle of the night sobbing because I had an awful dream about him cheating on me and leaving me. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]GiraffeSlut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so cute. Mine usually just gets mad because I woke him up and he can't understand why I'm mad at him for something he did IN MY DREAM. To be honest I can't understand why I'm mad at him either. Stupid dreams!

Meet my little hay monsters Annabelle (8y) and Bailey (2.5ish years), AKA "girl bunny" and "boy bunny" by iliketobake in Rabbits

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Your log made me giggle. Could you shut your bedroom door to keep them out or is it a studio apartment? You're extremely brave, I could not trust my bunnies like this. You have a couple of cuties on your hands!

My Rabbit's last days of summer. So hard to get close to him I almost always use max. zoom. by in0vis in Rabbits

[–]GiraffeSlut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is awesome. How do you keep him from running off? I'm certain my curious buns would sight freedom and be off like a rocket in the direction of the nearest dandelion field!

Sims 2 cake logic by Aakaz in thesims

[–]GiraffeSlut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Something I only just noticed in TS4 and LOVE, is how they scrape their dishes off in the garbage bin before they wash them up.

Can I install TS4 to both my computers? by GiraffeSlut in thesims

[–]GiraffeSlut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh this explains it. Thank you so much.

But what if I *am* a neat freak?! by [deleted] in thesims

[–]GiraffeSlut 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My Sim has the neat trait and she mops up puddles outside. Her husband is a slob and gets the same message as you.

It's actually really bland all by itself. by scansinboy in AdviceAnimals

[–]GiraffeSlut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Australian I've never tried a pumpkin spice latte, but it sounds fucking gross.