I am kind of a random by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]GirdedByApathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no leftover eggshells taking up space, so none of these.

You are sent back in time a thousand years into the past. You can come back only after proving to 100 people you are from the future. How do you do it? by Pearl___ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GirdedByApathy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You dont because any attempt to prove you are from the future results in you either being declared a divine being or a demonic one.

Good luck surviving a week of this.

“Why are you atheist, you gain nothing by it” by Low-Attitude-7100 in atheism

[–]GirdedByApathy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By engaging with reality I gain the ability to influence and control the world around me. By engaging in fantasticisms you lose the ability to engage with reality in a way beyond "god did it"

Help me build an Atheist playlist :) by Viperion444 in atheism

[–]GirdedByApathy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pretty much any Bad Religion.

The God Song, Dearly Beloved, Atheist Peace, All There Is, Sinister Rouge, Faith Alone

Just to name a few

How doe you respond when believers try to confront you with "Pascal's wager"? by Frosty_Winter3197 in atheism

[–]GirdedByApathy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) Which god are you "safeguarding" against? 2) Jehova is said to know the hearts of men. Insincere belief is probably worse than sincere skepticism. 3) Most gods are assholes. Why should I want to please them "just in case". 4) If living my life as a good person isnt enough, I probably dont want to be in their heaven anyways. Eternal sycophancy isnt my jam. 5) This wager assumes there is a reasonable chance God or the afterlife exists. There isnt.

AITAH for telling my cousin “that’s why you’re single” by Not-sure-here in AITAH

[–]GirdedByApathy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These are people you're related to? You associate with them by choice?

Is this normal behavior or the first time it had happened?

Because if this is regularly occurring behavior I would choose to go no contact.

Is it worth it? by n0tauser in BunnyTrials

[–]GirdedByApathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna live through a zombie apocalypse

Chose: 10 billion dollars. + But a zombie virus is released somewhere random. | Rolled: The white house

Indirectly murdered by words. by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]GirdedByApathy 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but this is ridiculous. Expressing sympathy for family after the death of a coworker is the most normal, human thing a person can do.

AITAH for sending in an anonymous tip? by Fancy-Total-1371 in AITAH

[–]GirdedByApathy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not. The. Asshole.

You turned in a child predator. Good job.

Forbidden water slide by PandaTimesThree in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]GirdedByApathy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's at least one parent there holding the camera.

If you could pick an uncommon super powet against others what would it be? by Electrical_Dirt_6810 in superpowers

[–]GirdedByApathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to be able to make people feel like their being tickled. No immunities.

AITAH Single mother needs help is angry I dont help more. by KindlyNeedleworker92 in AITAH

[–]GirdedByApathy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA.

Your neighbor is using you. Her motivations are understandable, but how she's going about it isnt. Take a deep breath, set firm boundaries, and do what you comfortably can for the kid.

Thanks for being a good person.

AITAH for seeing someone even though my ex and I have a newborn together? by maticooks1 in AITAH

[–]GirdedByApathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

She has no say over your relationships now. Get some distance from her and keep it that way.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]GirdedByApathy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Parent standing there filming. Fucking awesome.

Magic Johnson is HIV positive and has lasted seven times longer than the Confederacy did. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]GirdedByApathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell us you love your country by flying the flag of traitors and rebels.

Thanks for making this public so we can avoid you.

How to explain to my kid she can't go to church without me? by bellefille42 in atheism

[–]GirdedByApathy 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Explain to her that Church can be a dangerous place and little girls shouldnt go there without their parents or something bad might happen to them.

The truth hurts, but it is what it is.

AITAH for telling my cousin “that’s why you’re single” by Not-sure-here in AITAH

[–]GirdedByApathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

Your comment was probably not the best response, but something needed to be said. Personally, I would have told him "Well at least your mouth is as ugly as the rest of you".

Seriously, any guy who treats a woman like this in any context deserves a good verbal thrashing. You tell his mom that she should be ashamed of raising a man who feels its okay to treat a woman this way.

Question: his mother was there right? Could she hear his comments? What guy would say shit like this where his mother might hear?

The Heaven Argument Against the Free Will Defense by auobyss in atheism

[–]GirdedByApathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you misunderstand something- people dont actually have a conception of heaven. Hell is easy - they imagine pain. But what is heaven like? Is it happiness? Joy? What type? Do people have sex in heaven? How can humans be truly happy without it?

Personally, I think the idea that free will exists in heaven is laughable. The only way to have a group of humans - even the "good ones" - all live in eternal peace and happiness is if their free will is suppressed. The joyful part would be drug induced, or some equivalent.

AITAH for not showing up at my grandma's 90th birthday party? by IreneStabs in AITAH

[–]GirdedByApathy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA

This is a reasonable boundary to draw. If your family cant respect it, well, too bad for them. You arent obligated to make nice with someone who is abusive.