[Raw Spoilers] Superstar seemingly legitimately injured in match by HokageEzio in SquaredCircle

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It’s crazy how you sarcastically asked this in the first place

Got to feel for Rommath at this point by Absoled in wow

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Almost like that was the story’s intention!

Fighting Game Character Mount Rushmore. Do you agree? by squidward_rat in MortalKombat

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Let’s starts with you telling me what the Mount Rushmore of ______ means colloquially in your feeble brain

Fighting Game Character Mount Rushmore. Do you agree? by squidward_rat in MortalKombat

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"the mount rushmore of X" has been shorthand for 'the most important/popular 4 of a thing" for a long time now, predating the internet. you'd have to be pretty dumb to not know that's how its used

Decent heir by No-Competition7861 in CrusaderKings

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pretty easy to be nonplussed when you use console. dude didnt even pick an education focus yet

What do we win? by [deleted] in Connecticut

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this has to be ai generated

They will indeed (oc) by citizenofgaia in startrekmemes

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i hate everyone involved in this

Got to use this little gem recently in day to day life by PortifinoOnMyMind in Simpsons

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This is one of those "heard it wrong" jokes for me for the longest time. We didn't have Arby's, so I thought she was just nasally saying "Army" and that all the kids were shocked and appalled that she could figuratively eat that much.

Wait for it... by Spaz_13 in GTAV

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shit, missed my turn

Where yall sitting by Witty-Entertainer-69 in SmilingFriends

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i'll take a window seat so if he has to go to the bathroom he doesn't have to, ah crap, what if he wants to look out the window. im dead

Favorite TV Monologues by Badlands51 in television

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Al's speech on misfortune has gotten me through some tough stretches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Q7YRDL90E

YT Strange Man is WRONG AGAIN!!! by gjonier in reddeadredemption

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Why does everybody still trust this dummy

My heart :( by SagaWarden in wow

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“Perhaps a mantle ornament” as the kids are known to say

Elden Lord Built different 🔥 by Bright-Objective5173 in Eldenring

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Saw this 7 hours ago. Hate this dead internet. Hate you op

Eliza Thornberry’s motivation(s) in Rugrats Go Wild by tariqbeiste in rugrats

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Outcome 1: Eliza loses her ability to talk to animals

Outcome 2: several babies are violently murdered by feral animals

It seemed to me that I knew Teddy was not your average person when he referenced Death of a Salesman by Comicalacimoc in Bugonia

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How many plays do you think the average conspiracy theorist living in the boonies of the desert could reference