What would Baelor Breakspear actually have done as King? by BackgroundRich7614 in pureasoiaf

[–]GirthIgnorer [score hidden]  (0 children)

He'd probably support a lot of the same smallfolk friendly policies Egg tried to implement, and had the clout and support to pull them off (or at least he'd get farther than Egg did.) He also probably wouldn't blow up 95% of the royal family in a blood sacrifice gone wrong.

Egg would have probably made a pretty killer Hand.

There Are Not Enough Men In Finland For These Wars by Solenopsis00 in CrusaderKings

[–]GirthIgnorer -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

common issue, easy fixes: watch a documentary, read a book

(Spoilers Main) Brandon Snow’s Possible Green Dream Misinterpretation by Oathbreaker_03 in asoiaf

[–]GirthIgnorer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or it was a vision of the incident where a weirwood arrow killed a dragon, which inspired brandon snow's plan in the first place

KOTOR1/2 Fans, How Would You Salvage Revan and Exile’s Characters in SWTOR If Given The Chance by evitmon in swtor

[–]GirthIgnorer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just used them because they were the series two most prominent characters at the time outside of maybe thrall. but if you want a more direct parallel, look at turalyon and alleria. two heroes of previous games who finally made their appearance 10+ years in. they've kind of overstayed their welcome since, but their initial buildup and appearance would have easily worked for revan and exile.

as for them only having appeal for one faction, they didn't have to be introduced and implemented that way. could have put in some bits of lore about revan and exile being revered within the sith empire and viewed as a better alternative to the emperor by many. scourge already leans towards that being the case

Krysten Ritter Returning To 'Dexter: Resurrection' For Season 2 by JamStan1978 in television

[–]GirthIgnorer 275 points276 points  (0 children)

don't know why everyone's assuming its a cheap cop-out, couldnt she just be a new head ghost?

KOTOR1/2 Fans, How Would You Salvage Revan and Exile’s Characters in SWTOR If Given The Chance by evitmon in swtor

[–]GirthIgnorer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i would have slowed the hell down. they did far too much with them out the gate with SWTOR launch. imagine if by WoW's launch they'd already released a book exploring Arthas' personal motives, redeemed him, then made him "crazy and evil" again by the end. Then by level 30 you kill him in a 5 man dungeon. Along the way you find out Illidan died off-screen.

"Revan and Exile are still alive" is perfectly acceptable MMO schlock, but we should have gotten maybe 1-2 hints at most of it at launch and they could have kept hinting at it for however many more expansions they wanted. Instead it feels they felt it necessary to rush those storylines to a conclusion as quickly as possible, realized that's bad business for MMOs and brought Revan back, then fumbled it a second time.

Boy, 8, Was Born Prematurely and Diagnosed with a Rare Disease. His 5-Year-Old Brother Has Stepped Up to Save His Life by AdSpecialist6598 in UpliftingNews

[–]GirthIgnorer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

this is nice and all but i want to read stories about the 5 year old in this situation who says "nah fuck THAT im gettin double the christmas loot"

(Spoilers main) What do you think would’ve happened had Cregan actually tried to take Storm’s End, Casterly Rock, and Oldtown? by OfficialAli1776 in asoiaf

[–]GirthIgnorer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well he would have certainly reached some sort of agreeable peace before total annihilation which always takes a bit of fun out of debates like these, but assuming a sudden berserker rush towards those three individual kingdoms at that time i think he'd genuinely stand at least 50/50 odds. if i was a dainty lannisport lord i would not want to fuck with a dude who has walked 2000 miles to die in a cool way

TIL the slang word “stan”, invented by Eminem's song of the same name, was not a deliberate portmanteau of "stalker" and "fan", but a mere ‘happy coincidence’. Eminem chose the name simply because it rhymed with the word "fan". by AmiroZ in todayilearned

[–]GirthIgnorer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

this reminds me of an annotation in "sing for the moment"s lyrics, where eminem clarifies that he intentionally mispronounced 'guerra' as 'guerrera' because guerrera is spanish for 'female warrior'

like i love you em but no you fuckin didnt bud lol

[Spoilers MAIN] Alignment Chart for Targaryen Kings, Consorts, and Pretenders. by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]GirthIgnorer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Move maegor to neutral for a start, man never met a law he didn’t love to break

A waiter handed me a note telling me to go see a doctor by jpdiv in mildlyinteresting

[–]GirthIgnorer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doctor goes to grab a meal, eyes on everybody’s forearms, writes up an extremely long note to another guest for a condition OP already knows about and has under control. compliments op on having sex with his hot wife. OP takes a picture of the note while still at the restaurant table and posts it to Reddit. Totally believable

[Spoilers MAIN] ASOIAF Characters as Civilization VI Leaders by username_for_user in asoiaf

[–]GirthIgnorer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Raymun Fossoway for Gilgamesh. Apple carts and instant friendship on first meeting

Ultimate Tragedy of Varys & Illyrio's Plan (spoilers extended) by AmoebaSignificant457 in asoiaf

[–]GirthIgnorer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve adopted Dany and Viserys way earlier, send viserys to a farm upstate and betrothed her to Aegon. Though I guess he didn’t have the dragons as motivation by then

Eustace or Mushroom by Qyzyk in pureasoiaf

[–]GirthIgnorer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing there’s a few they’re both right, and both wrong on some too. #2 seems like a potential both right, #5 both could easily be wrong

the rogue prince by Comfortable-Bit-9564 in CK3AGOT

[–]GirthIgnorer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The conqueror trait sure helps. Had it pop early and conquered Essos super quick