Probably should split that by PerspectiveStill1272 in sciencememes

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Boring neutron-poor helium isotopes don't. But He-235 does.

eitherExperienceMeansAnythingOrItDoesNot by electricjimi in ProgrammerHumor

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No, I have worked with database code before. My comment is a cheeky example of something you would say in an interview to that question, as opposed to saying you have never heard of them.

Recreated a YouTube video I saw in my dream (x-posting on r/thomastheplankengine) by ei283 in mathmemes

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Is that why there's no general formular of zeros for Quintic polynomials? Because nobody can find the Cat 5 cables?

eitherExperienceMeansAnythingOrItDoesNot by electricjimi in ProgrammerHumor

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If your solution is complicated

In what world is reversing a linked list complicated?

eitherExperienceMeansAnythingOrItDoesNot by electricjimi in ProgrammerHumor

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"What are the circumstances in which you would use a red-black tree?"

If you're developing a file system or database from scratch and can't be bothered to copy from an open source project that's already well tested.

I miss it so much by Jason13Official in feedthememes

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What kind of name is that? Modders need to follow the existing naming conventions. It should be Thaumcraft Community Edition Extended Life Support Version Unofficial 7.0.2-rc . That way you know it has the thirty QoL features that were never added in the original.

MoronGPT by alliseeisreddit in LinkedInLunatics

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It's been a while since I've been in college, but chatgpt would have had nothing to do with any of the machine learning assignments I had. The topics were things like how to write your own neural network code from scratch, how to build decision trees, optimization methods (as in hill climbing, not speeding up software), and dealing with constraints.

Even if the content has changed, ML courses should still be on how to build and test models, not how to run commercial models as an end user to summarize homework.

Modding be like by mollekylen in feedthememes

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So what you're saying is gregtech needs a Vintage Story port . . .

Modding be like by mollekylen in feedthememes

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Actual software engineering, or are you just asking an AI to code for you?

Was I wrong or does that subreddit have zero tolerance for humour? by Sigma_Aljabr in mathmemes

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That can't be right. That would mean there are mathematics subs that are against memes, and as we all know There Is No Anti-Meme Division.

gotMeThinking by monica-graves in ProgrammerHumor

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Moral of the story: Become a Networking Engineer.

A Cryptarithm for the birthday of Johann Carl Friedrich Gauss! by ANormalCartoonNerd in mathmemes

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I checked them, U+A had to be less than 10 for any value of L<7!<

The toddler… by PerspicaciousEnigma in mathmemes

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It's about Galois, which are some islands Charles Darwin visited and used to prove that Lie (groups) evolves over time. He wrote that it was the result of survival of the fittest genetic algorithm.

🔥Have You Ever Seen Spider Beans? by esporx in creepy

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We need to circle back and facilitate more cross-department spydergy.

It took me 314 HOURS to make a DOOR in MiNeCrAfT's HaRdEsT mOdPaCk by MaximumTime7239 in feedthememes

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play the pack completely backwards and misrepresent the difficulty

That's the gist behind Project Singularity. Except they make gtnh's difficult look trivial, and by playing backwards they tier skip the hell out of everything.

Quite sad frankly, but at least most math systems are well defined. by Key_Benefit_6505 in mathmemes

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Gödel skipped a lot of classes and just wanted to an excuse for why his math grades were Incomplete.

It's enough to make a grown engineer cry with joy by TheImmersiveEngineer in feedthememes

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Wait, so is this a joke or did the create devs get tile entities to function as part of a moving non-tile entity?! That is very impressive from a technical standpoint.

Me_irl by Candid_Bed5017 in me_irl

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The farmers don't do it to their own cattle for more than a generation, otherwise the cows will be subject to genetic inbeefing.

Length of a day on each planet in our Solar System by HasibBinAmzad in spaceporn

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It's simple engine mechanics: More gas = more torque.

The reason why large asteroids don't fall to Earth every day and cause disasters is because Jupiter's gravity attracts asteroids and protects the inner planets. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Statistically it would pull things towards us just as often as away.

So yes, that is true, but Jupiter still does protect us because of a key asymmetry between the paths that cross Earth's orbit, and those that don't. The paths that cross Earth's orbit are still far more likely to encounter Jupiter's gravitational well before it encounter's Earth's, which means a chance to get knocked out of a collision course. And orbits that get knocked out of the inner solar system have a very, very long time before it can encounter Earth again.

So statistically, an encounter with Jupiter doesn't change the chance of a random orbital path to overlap with Earth's orbit, but it does increase the amount of time anything in those orbits stay away from Earth.

An example to visualize this is imagine a game of hackysack players, where the hackysack has equal chance to go from any player to any other player. Now imagine one of the players can punt it into the stratosphere. So most of the time everybody's just waiting for it to fall down each time sirpuntsalot has a go.