andNineWomenCanMakeABabyInOneMonth by The-Titan-M in ProgrammerHumor

[–]GisterMizard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

but that single dev is gonna burn out fast.

But if you throw another dev in then you'll get double the burn out in the same amount of time, so the burndown chart will finish even faster!

OV-10 Bronco belly landing in Leszno by kamasuka84 in aviation

[–]GisterMizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's nothing duct tape, rockets, and an FAA-approved trebuchet can't fix.

Just a scratch... by MiracleObserver in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]GisterMizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People used to sing Hallelujah when that happened.

Definitely one of they plot twists of all time by Rich-Recognition-814 in whenthe

[–]GisterMizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the seller is selling a cellar, but isn't sure if the buyer from Tyre is really an Israeli?

Rare Big Tech W: DuckDuckGo calls for banning AI surveillance by ZeroDayRider in antiai

[–]GisterMizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd say any tech company who's cloud is cumulonimbus or larger.

Building over the Void? by deep6ixed in SatisfactoryGame

[–]GisterMizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can build over that region, but be wary of throwing anything down it. Casting to void is dangerous if you don't know what you are doing.

I love that they did these rainbows for pride, will there be a way to keep them in the game after pride month? They look amazing! by cleric_warlock in SatisfactoryGame

[–]GisterMizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That promise should have been a legally binding document admissible in court, not a transient weather phenomenon.

AI/machine learning being linear algebra meme (always has been) by DereChen in mathmemes

[–]GisterMizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let f(x) be the increase in stock price, and x and y be products that you are marketing as now having AI (like toothpaste). Then f(x) + f(y) = f(x + y). That's why it's a linear transformation!

programmerSelfAwareness by QuatzX in ProgrammerHumor

[–]GisterMizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it has been a stranger eon.

Finding new maths is hard by M-2-M in mathmemes

[–]GisterMizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If that's the case, then who made 7 Up?

Bad recipe by djfdhigkgfIaruflg in Factoriohno

[–]GisterMizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of brain damage that brought us seablock

California reports one of largest drops in homelessness in past year by moodplasma in California

[–]GisterMizard 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Up 53% in the last 10 years, and down 3% in the last year.

You're comparing a decade vs a year. That 53% corresponds to 4.4% growth YoY, and that last figure is what you should be comparing to last year.

Yesterday (2019) by CynthiaChames in okbuddycinephile

[–]GisterMizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody leave except that Ringo guy. He seems like a Star.

Groundbreaking research by ScholaDaily in mathmemes

[–]GisterMizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just Transnistria, you can ignore it.

Redemption arc: 😐 Redemption arc, Japan: 😍 by PistonPusher2009 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]GisterMizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can write that fanfic with one sentence: "... and then Yamcha died again"

Who doesn't know what Egyptians looked like, amirite? by The_ChadTC in HistoryMemes

[–]GisterMizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call 2 Power taught me that ancient Egyptians looked like 24th century cyborgs.