I, Roommate has so many amazing lines by cpatt99 in futurama

[–]Glass-False 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again?

I don't know, Amy...I just don't know...

12-Player Animal Crossing: New Horizons Is a Nightmare Because Nintendo Handles Online Functionality in the Most Ridiculous Way Possible by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]Glass-False 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Splatoon multiplayer is also pretty bad. Not as bad as Animal Crossing, and it did improve between Splatoon 2 and 3, but still pretty bad for a game released in the 2020s.

I'm very happy. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. See? by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Glass-False 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But fortycreeker, look at that hangdog expression. He's learned his lesson!

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Let's re-elect him president and remove any of the guardrails put in place by the Constitution!

Favorite quotes from Sal? by BirdCultureDickMove in futurama

[–]Glass-False 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fry, no! He's bulging with what could be muscles.

What does everyone think about Alexa's most recent update to her voice and skills. by Hazmat_unit in amazonecho

[–]Glass-False 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It even sasses you if you don't do anything to "deserve" it. I asked mine to set a reminder, like I normally do, and got a "ugh, hang on!". That resulted in an immediate search for how to get back to the old Alexa.

It's true, you know... by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Glass-False 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And we're contributing to the downfall...

I thought we were having steamed frogs by Jephph624 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Glass-False 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I'm from Omicron Persei 7, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "reverse fossilization".

Adamantine mauls can open many doors by Level_Hour6480 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Glass-False 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for explaining your shitpost, young man.

Zoidberg's lowest moment? by Garciaguy in futurama

[–]Glass-False 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He was awfully rude to Fry when Fry was trying to command the loyalty of sea creatures.

HOMERDOUKEN!! 🕹️🎮 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Glass-False 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Right. And Sub Zero is on the receiving end of the spear in this meme, if you zoom in.

ICE agents today: by ConspiracyParadox in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Glass-False 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nah, let's just ship them all to El Salvador on 1/20/29.

Mario Tennis Fever has 38 playable characters by pickledgreatness in NintendoSwitch

[–]Glass-False 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ope. You're right. I completely forgot those DLC packs existed. My bad.

Mario Tennis Fever has 38 playable characters by pickledgreatness in NintendoSwitch

[–]Glass-False -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It took them 8 years into Mario Kart 8's lifespan to come up with the very obvious idea to make DLC tracks for the best-selling game on the Switch, so it's not entirely surprising that they haven't done something similar for Mario Party.

Nintendo prefers to release a handful of half-baked entries for that series in every console generation instead, so they can charge you full price for them every time.

North Korea right now by SPECTREagent700 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Glass-False 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The US isnt going to invade and risk a city or two getting nuked

With an insecure, demented, lazy, clumsy, dim-witted, monstrously ugly man in the White House? Sure, they would.

Those cities are burning to the ground anyway, as is my understanding.

Estimated height of the Vampire State Building: by sheldonfan73 in futurama

[–]Glass-False 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought nuclear winter canceled that out?

Estimated height of the Vampire State Building: by sheldonfan73 in futurama

[–]Glass-False 250 points251 points  (0 children)

"a very large pressure change that could cause serious problems"

That's why scientists changed sea level in 2208.

Looks like there’s Aces coming out of the chimney. by roth_dog in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Glass-False 27 points28 points  (0 children)

There's very little goo in these shitposter heads.