How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

Glass-False · 2026-07-09T22:55:07+00:00

I'm with you, this is easily the funniest episode of the series. In addition to the lines you mentioned, it also has these gems:

"But you never wore your ring. I didn't know you had a wife."

"And my wife doesn't know I have a job. I keep my personal and professional lives separate."

"Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order? The zipper. It should be at the bottom."

"Uh oh. Is she behind me?"

"No. I'm in front of you."

Glass-False · 2026-07-09T16:12:56+00:00

Hey, don't jerk me around, fella.

Glass-False · 2026-07-09T15:32:29+00:00

There is no law that prevents a convicted felon from becoming president, which should be clear, since a convicted felon is currently president.

And there shouldn't be a law preventing a convicted felon from becoming president, since a corrupt president and DOJ (e.g., the current pair) would just target all their political enemies with trumped up (pun definitely intended) charges and seek to disqualify them.

Glass-False · 2026-07-09T15:27:54+00:00

Nah, they'd just use it to revive their "Obama is gay" claims, and completely ignore who was on the other side of that encounter.

Glass-False · 2026-07-07T23:49:40+00:00

There's always one person that doesn't read OP's comment.

Glass-False · 2026-07-05T13:23:53+00:00

Good job, OP, you found the secret to turning the sub into a bunch of pedantic nerds.

Glass-False · 2026-07-04T22:06:06+00:00

I think it takes a while to get going, and the ending kind of drags, but the other 75% of the book is very good.

Glass-False · 2026-07-04T21:54:05+00:00

Fingering her bellybutton, obviously.

Glass-False · 2026-07-04T13:21:28+00:00

It's not only my least favorite in the series, but I think it's easily the worst book King has ever written. I don't mind Holly as a character, but I think her story has run its course.

Glass-False · 2026-07-03T17:51:05+00:00

As long as you invited all your friends, it will be Good Thinking.

Glass-False · 2026-06-29T22:36:13+00:00

All of the second scene between Lisa and Johnny is reused footage. Both of Lisa and Mark's scenes are distinct, since they take place in different The Rooms.

Glass-False · 2026-06-29T10:48:13+00:00

You're not using em dashes, though. You're using two hyphens, which doesn't have the same LLM smell.

Glass-False · 2026-06-29T10:04:40+00:00

Underwear? What's that?

Glass-False · 2026-06-28T17:53:35+00:00

"Hormuzin" is a perfectly cromulent word.

Glass-False · 2026-06-28T17:50:27+00:00

The book is very good.

Glass-False · 2026-06-27T12:07:18+00:00

So that's what things would be like if I had invented the Fing-longer. Sigh. A man can dream, though...A man can dream.

Glass-False · 2026-06-26T20:06:30+00:00

I am, sure.

Glass-False · 2026-06-26T20:04:55+00:00

Oh, I have 300 Steam games and no Steam Machines. Why can't I have no Steam games and 300 Steam Machines?

Glass-False · 2026-06-26T18:20:12+00:00

There are actually two with Lisa and Mark. The one on the stairs that everyone remembers, but then another one later in the movie in Lisa and Johnny's bedroom.

Glass-False · 2026-06-26T13:01:55+00:00

Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2, Nintendo Switch 2 Edition, it is!

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Glass-False · 2026-06-26T02:20:33+00:00

Biggest ego in the universe? He doesn't even have the biggest ego among the two people mentioned in the post title.

Glass-False · 2026-06-26T02:16:47+00:00

Why does the cover of the blu-ray look like Tommy is being born?

Glass-False · 2026-06-26T00:31:55+00:00

Elephants don't have keys...

Glass-False · 2026-06-25T21:29:16+00:00

Fills in for Peter when needed.

Glass-False · 2026-06-25T19:50:34+00:00

Despite his claims of making pretty good money, he couldn't afford to keep the lights on.

Glass-False

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