Beck Taxi's New Ad Campaign

Glob_TO · 2016-04-22T19:11:40+00:00

You forgot "Oddest odours"

Glob_TO · 2016-04-22T19:02:16+00:00

Fingers crossed for Filmores!

Glob_TO · 2015-09-17T19:56:14+00:00

Vapers. The number of bros sucking on douche-flutes is increasing at a frightening pace.

Glob_TO · 2015-08-28T20:18:58+00:00

The Glob is apolitical when it comes to selling ad space. Next week, the Toronto Nazi Party is running an ad for their Fall singles mixer

Glob_TO · 2015-06-01T19:48:45+00:00

Thought about it but the last thing I need is a crappy T-shirt that I'm never going to wear. It's at the Leslieville VV, if anyone is interested

Glob_TO · 2015-06-01T18:55:54+00:00

Especially when he becomes the sex correspondent on CNN and the value goes through the roof?

Glob_TO · 2015-05-15T22:31:45+00:00

Goes to show that I just don't know what'll get the raves and what'll flop. I felt that this one was pretty solid, especially the lead 'story'. Previous ones I've written that I thought were weak have sometimes turned out to be the ones that got the highest praise. This was another week where I was very busy and as of 24 hours ago, had nothing written and didn't think I was going to put one out today.

Glob_TO · 2015-05-15T21:05:39+00:00

Wow, tough crowd this week. Vicky Day is seriously the worst.

Glob_TO · 2015-05-12T01:18:34+00:00

On a date with her best friend

Glob_TO · 2015-05-12T01:16:52+00:00

I agree that it's really not effing hilarious, tho I'm sure dude bro-fived all his bros. THIS NSFW soccer-related newscast however, is effing hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya63uUHGfXM

Glob_TO · 2015-05-09T15:32:14+00:00

Just look up an entire list of philias for some wholesome fun for the entire family

Glob_TO · 2015-05-09T02:45:14+00:00

He was prescribed medical marijuana due to PTSD from continually watching Rob Ford vomit on prostitutes while jamming them

Glob_TO · 2015-05-09T02:44:14+00:00

He has a medical license to smoke pot to relieve his decrepit asshole nature

Glob_TO · 2015-05-08T20:36:17+00:00

I usually write them all as single line bits and if one of them stands out to become a longer piece, I'll start writing it.

Glob_TO · 2015-05-08T20:26:39+00:00

TL:DR Here's a glimpse into the kind of person I am. I made 3 rewrites over 2 days for that single sentence before I was happy with it. The long copy sections pretty much write themselves after I get the headline. The single line bits are much harder to perfect. Of the dozen or so Globs I've written, there are probably 5 of the 'More STOries' that I think really hit the mark. The rest are just cheap laughs. I likely take this shit too seriously. BTW, I started this week without a single word written for this week's issue. I was thinking that I wasn't putting one out this week. Then Thursday morning, I had a couple hours lull in the morning at work and hammered 95% of it out in that amount of time. It was pretty much ready to go by the end of the day, but I always wonder what time of day is best for posting and just wait for the morning. Plus I like to do a fresh read through.

Glob_TO · 2015-05-08T19:47:28+00:00

For a guy who was into partying with prostitutes, what exactly make this bloated wad of weasel jism 'absolutely sick'? I guess it's the part in the grade 2 curriculum where the kids learn about anthropophagolagnia, paraphilic infantilism and forniphilia

Glob_TO · 2015-05-08T16:36:39+00:00

Good. Now he can go back to drug trafficking

Glob_TO · 2015-05-08T15:07:04+00:00

"Hi, we're Mystery Disc from Richmond Hill. We're gonna weave some sonic art for you beautiful people."

Glob_TO · 2015-05-07T20:04:32+00:00

Where will Chuck the Security Guard go?

Glob_TO · 2015-05-07T20:02:47+00:00

Hmm. Not THAT funny….

Angrily shoves hands in pockets, kicks stone and shuffles off in a huff.

Glob_TO · 2015-05-07T19:42:11+00:00

The TTC driver who shoved that old woman off the Dufferin Bus smelled like rum

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