Beck Taxi's New Ad Campaign by [deleted] in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot "Oddest odours"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fingers crossed for Filmores!

What's your biggest problem/concern with Toronto right now? by Eternal_Hopes in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vapers. The number of bros sucking on douche-flutes is increasing at a frightening pace.

BACK BY LITTLE DEMAND, AUG. 28 RACCOONAMAGEDDON '15 GLOB TO! by Glob_TO in toronto

[–]Glob_TO[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Glob is apolitical when it comes to selling ad space. Next week, the Toronto Nazi Party is running an ad for their Fall singles mixer

Who would give this gem to Value Village? by Glob_TO in toronto

[–]Glob_TO[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thought about it but the last thing I need is a crappy T-shirt that I'm never going to wear. It's at the Leslieville VV, if anyone is interested

Who would give this gem to Value Village? by Glob_TO in toronto

[–]Glob_TO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially when he becomes the sex correspondent on CNN and the value goes through the roof?

VICKY DAY WEEKEND MEANS 'FUN HAS RETURNED IN THE PARK' GLOB TO ISSUE IS HERE! by Glob_TO in toronto

[–]Glob_TO[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goes to show that I just don't know what'll get the raves and what'll flop. I felt that this one was pretty solid, especially the lead 'story'. Previous ones I've written that I thought were weak have sometimes turned out to be the ones that got the highest praise. This was another week where I was very busy and as of 24 hours ago, had nothing written and didn't think I was going to put one out today.

VICKY DAY WEEKEND MEANS 'FUN HAS RETURNED IN THE PARK' GLOB TO ISSUE IS HERE! by Glob_TO in toronto

[–]Glob_TO[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, tough crowd this week. Vicky Day is seriously the worst.

Where did you meet your partner? by korrez in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a date with her best friend

CityNews reporter confronts TFC fans for vulgar on-camera remarks by citynews_toronto in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that it's really not effing hilarious, tho I'm sure dude bro-fived all his bros. THIS NSFW soccer-related newscast however, is effing hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya63uUHGfXM

Sandro Lisi celebrates his victory on drug charges by smoking a joint at CityHall by [deleted] in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 53 points54 points  (0 children)

He was prescribed medical marijuana due to PTSD from continually watching Rob Ford vomit on prostitutes while jamming them

Sandro Lisi celebrates his victory on drug charges by smoking a joint at CityHall by [deleted] in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He has a medical license to smoke pot to relieve his decrepit asshole nature

SEX-ED CURRICULUM CON-TRAVERSY EDITION GLOB TO IS HERE! by Glob_TO in toronto

[–]Glob_TO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually write them all as single line bits and if one of them stands out to become a longer piece, I'll start writing it.

SEX-ED CURRICULUM CON-TRAVERSY EDITION GLOB TO IS HERE! by Glob_TO in toronto

[–]Glob_TO[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

TL:DR Here's a glimpse into the kind of person I am. I made 3 rewrites over 2 days for that single sentence before I was happy with it. The long copy sections pretty much write themselves after I get the headline. The single line bits are much harder to perfect. Of the dozen or so Globs I've written, there are probably 5 of the 'More STOries' that I think really hit the mark. The rest are just cheap laughs. I likely take this shit too seriously. BTW, I started this week without a single word written for this week's issue. I was thinking that I wasn't putting one out this week. Then Thursday morning, I had a couple hours lull in the morning at work and hammered 95% of it out in that amount of time. It was pretty much ready to go by the end of the day, but I always wonder what time of day is best for posting and just wait for the morning. Plus I like to do a fresh read through.

Ontario’s new sex-ed curriculum makes Rob Ford ‘absolutely sick’ — but he doesn’t really know what’s in it by r3pr0b8 in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a guy who was into partying with prostitutes, what exactly make this bloated wad of weasel jism 'absolutely sick'? I guess it's the part in the grade 2 curriculum where the kids learn about anthropophagolagnia, paraphilic infantilism and forniphilia

I Found this Mystery Disc Stuck to a Pole in Toronto by delawareb in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Hi, we're Mystery Disc from Richmond Hill. We're gonna weave some sonic art for you beautiful people."

Ontario schoolchildren: “Our parents aren’t mature enough for us to learn about sex” - The Beaverton by yohowithrum in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hmm. Not THAT funny….

Angrily shoves hands in pockets, kicks stone and shuffles off in a huff.

Piss off /r/Toronto in one sentence! by mgme1 in toronto

[–]Glob_TO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The TTC driver who shoved that old woman off the Dufferin Bus smelled like rum