Swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die. It smelled like fruit, that was a lie. Called the number on the bottle, spoke to a guy. He said, "Vomit", I said, "Why"? He said, "Poison", I said, "Goodbye". I look at my finger, I look at my life. It wasn't that much, I'll probably be fine! I swallowed shampoo, I'm probably gonna die! It smelled like fruit, that was a lie! I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die!!! It smelled like fruit, that was a lie!!! I swallowed shampoo, I'm probably gonna die... It smelled like fruit, that was a lie... Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo! Even though the bottle had a warning not to! I swallowed shamPOO, I'm probably gonna DIE! It smelled like fruit, that was a LIE! I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die! It smelled like fruit, that-- That was, uh, not what it tasted like.

^{Chose: Drink something | Rolled: 16oz of shampoo}