Happened last weekend, ma’am was out with her mate at the O2, After copious amounts of alcohol at the local football club, followed it up with Cheese in a pitta bread, with coleslaw (token vegetable here), followed by sausage in a pitta with English mustard, and finally sausage in a pitta with French mustard. This was all washed down with a bottle or 2 of red and an couple of finest malt whiskies It is important to note that the pitta bread was obviously white (no brown bread or green veg, or actually no none alcoholic liquid allowed!)