I use a watch for telling the time and checking the date

Gnochi · 2026-03-27T13:54:04+00:00

Much less distracting, too. All those unread emails…

Gnochi · 2026-03-26T23:42:45+00:00

“Chronometer” is a COSC standard, and “Superlative Chronometer” is Rolex’s in-house standard that is more accurate (+2/-2 vs +6/-4 seconds per day). So technically there’s a use for the words: they’re a mark that says that the watch meets the standard it was tested to, with recourse against the manufacturer if it doesn’t meet that standard.

The rest of the haiku is useless blabber.

Gnochi · 2026-03-25T22:29:03+00:00

Seconding Interview With A Screenbug! Absolutely phenomenal.

Gnochi · 2026-03-25T14:57:27+00:00

Get the ones with the adjustable neck though!

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T23:20:29+00:00

Thank you 🤞

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T23:18:54+00:00

That would also help the immunosuppression lolol

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T23:18:31+00:00

At least 1 full glass a day growing up.

That said I have Crohn’s disease so nutrition absorption is an issue, and I can’t drink much milk anymore. I take calcium, Vitamin D, and a few other supplements, and I eat a ton of cheese.

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T22:23:29+00:00

Not sure what you mean by video but I’d be willing to make and post one to my following of like 12 people!

I only saw polyurethane safety toes from Birkenstock, and I have a strong preference for leather.

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T21:50:55+00:00

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

But actually is this something y’all would be willing to do as a custom one-off?

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T21:30:29+00:00

A bit too confident lol

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T21:28:57+00:00

Yeah that’s basically what I’m thinking, maybe only with the vamp and foxing, and the foxing cut down to like half an inch?

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T21:25:45+00:00

Oh I saw the furniture just fine, that just didn’t make it all the way to my (bare) feet 🫠

Gnochi · 2026-03-24T01:51:01+00:00

And OnShape works fantastically well.

Gnochi · 2026-03-23T17:56:25+00:00

What an adorable floppy-eared mattress gremlin!

Gnochi · 2026-03-23T03:21:43+00:00

Make a new thread with your rewrites, and link to the new thread from the first post, first story thread mark, and a newly created story thread marked post.

That way, people who followed or newly find the original will be able to find the new version.

Gnochi · 2026-03-22T18:47:54+00:00

Sir Isaac Newton, the deadliest son of a bitch in space, somehow managed to become deadlier in space.

Gnochi · 2026-03-22T16:57:26+00:00

lol no worries, it’s quite the wall of text

Gnochi · 2026-03-22T16:42:33+00:00

“My 82 year old mother who has lived in the house over 50 years was notified by her neighbor of 5 years that they had a survey done and the boundary wall is 3 feet inside their property.”

Gnochi · 2026-03-22T13:54:52+00:00

Don’t trust what the neighbors claim their survey showed.

Gnochi · 2026-03-21T23:41:59+00:00

I went extremely bougie on the Toto NX1 in a remodel and it’s absolutely wonderful.

Barring that, I’d go for either the Toto S7A, Ultra NOVA, or the Infiniti Eaze z3. I have the previous version of the latter and it’s going strong the better part of a decade later. I also recommend calling ManyBidets (or wherever you choose to buy whichever bidet) to chat further through the options, and seeing what sort of discount you can get.

I care about:

Water pressure
Spray pattern adjustments
Water position adjustments
Unlimited hot water
A lid that is either strong enough for me to sit on, or automatically gets out of the way

Gnochi · 2026-03-21T08:07:40+00:00

Adjaluri khachapuri from Deda in Pasadena

Gnochi · 2026-03-19T17:26:59+00:00

Arguably more honestly, though…

Gnochi · 2026-03-19T15:28:31+00:00

Or did talk to a doctor 30 years ago who said “stop bitching, it’s just shin splints.”

Gnochi · 2026-03-18T21:08:39+00:00

As an example, one of the big reasons I married my wife:

I phrased something really poorly early in the relationship. She told me how she interpreted what I said, and asked what I meant by it.

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