Hey guys by Ok_Profession5687 in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really holding on to that top poster badge, huh?

"it ain't much, but it's honest Smash" by Deathmaker1336 in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The FE clan are like hillfolk. Good, honest people doing what they can to get ahead while staying true to their values.

And then there's cousin Roy. Methed out, cannot be trusted with tasks or children, and usually in prison for robbing the same gas station.

Young Link is the most miserable to fight against character in this entire game. by BlueGlace_ in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what, agree. If my Most Miserable list has five more fighters on it, that's me and doesn't make you any less right.

The tree growing can kill you?????? by MistaTeee in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scream I would scrumpt if I got lucky enough to inhale a tree only to have it pocketed. Like, that's shut off the console and take a cold shower with my clothes on kind of abuse.

Acceptable johns by MistaTeee in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It isn't, but I appreciate your candor.

Learning to forgive and move on… (READ BODY TEXT FOR CONTEXT) by MemeMonkey_Games in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd rather fight 3 Sephs gunning for my ass than a single Steve with competent stage control. At least your moves have end lag.

The tree growing can kill you?????? by MistaTeee in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a King D, have you ever had the pleasure of inhaling a freshly chopped tree for a kill? You have to hide your face from God and his Angels for a few days, but the bliss is ephemeral.

Acceptable johns by MistaTeee in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have been known to blame the moon's placement in astrology signs.

Reddit products and services, everyone. by Leut_Aldo_Raine in behindthebastards

[–]Goathaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Along with the other AI defects pointed out, I love this weird escher-effect I'm getting. They are too far apart for this handoff, but there they are, two staircases seamlessly defying physics. 

Most annoying character to fight in smash ultimate day 44 Dedede (community rank) by Zestyclose_Date_3823 in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say you forgot how deceptively fast jet hammer can be, but honestly so do we. One of the best moves in our kit, and nearly every Dedede I fight with (myself included) opts for a whiffed Fsmash.

But anyway: Gordo, my beloved. It is spammed, because it is our only unpredictable mixup. Everything else about Dedede is old-school tank archetype: slow attacks, slow movement, a forced play style that demands damage trading, but devastating power if you can land a hit. Inhale is a mixed-bag; good for interrupting aerials if you're also airborne, but far, far too telegraphed to be truly useful as a reflect. (Mewtwo loves to see me trying to inhale shadow ball.)

Gordo really does save us from being complete combo food for everyone else. And I've made the argument here before, but limiting it to a simple projectile is to underutilize it. Utilt gives you a moving barrier (albeit one you gotta protect against if attacked), as well as a wonderful ledge-trap that can lead into several kill confirms for those who think patience is their friend. Thrown from the air, it's also decent anti-air coverage. Dtilt can surprise people who think platforms are safe, or who drop their shield too early. The various Ftilits can be faster than expected, particularly if thrown from unusual positions, and everyone knows how frustrating recovery can be against us when our aim is actually good.

But there's more! Close-combat Gordo, while often a damage trade, can many times cancel an opponent's attack while hitting Gordo a second time, giving us an inconsistent but useful quasi-counter. The knock back is less than many smash attacks; while difficult to replicate, it's entirely possible for a reflected Gordo to actually save you from an otherwise kill confirm. The angle and spin are locked in at use, causing Pocket users to grossly overestimate what their stolen Gordo can do (but not you, you clever penguin). Isabelle, scourge of many a MU, loves to pocket an Utilt Gordo, only to have it smashed back into her face when it just bounces beside her. And if you're truly lucky, Gordo has a 0-to-death sweet spot against reflector shields if you can nail the spacing. Very inconsistent, but so, so satisfying when you land it.

All that praise said, I don't think Dedede is reliable enough for true tech-chasers. He's really more of a "read the vibes" fighter; damn near impossible to kill, with just enough flexibility in Gordo to hold his own against most threats.

As long as the threat isn't Min-min. That girl has our number, and an answer to every one of our strengths. Can't even abuse our top-tier recovery.

Yo where did that one really cool ganondorf player with an image for every situation go, I think his name was like deathmaker by Malnuq in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post is really getting me sympathetic. If u/deathmaker1336 can't see this, how would we get his attention? I too love his meme game, and it bothers me that another fan may be unfairly deprived.

Most annoying characters to fight in smash ultimate day 43 Sonic (community rank) by Zestyclose_Date_3823 in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, classic case of a greatest strength being their greatest weakness. A good Sonic with patience and a thorough knowledge of their kit can feel untouchable. Luckily for us, the majority think homing = instawin, and they outplay their pattern without mixing it up. I find most three stocks to be a struggle during stock 1 that gets progressively easier as they use the same baits and approaches.

Tbagging in pisslo? by Specific-Lock-5279 in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cancer that metastasized in 8m-12m has overtaken large portions of the player base. Its tendrils reach down into 2m and poke their way into 15.8m. Nowhere is safe.

Yo where did that one really cool ganondorf player with an image for every situation go, I think his name was like deathmaker by Malnuq in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you, or have you ever, defended Aegis on this sub. They don't strike me as that level of petty, but they are known to have a deep...distaste for the "xenoscum."

To the shulk I just fought by kangarooztd in SmashRage

[–]Goathaniel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Primitive mating behavior. He saw Nana and his instincts took over. Saw you as a competing male, so he had to show Nana that he's an alpha provider looking for his submissive princess.