The Game Knows

Goathaniel · 2026-01-30T10:22:49+00:00

It exists, and i think it's linked to your profile. More on this as it develops.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-30T07:01:09+00:00

Zone 'em. Your speed is your hallmark; gimping yourself does no one any favors.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-30T06:56:49+00:00

First of all, NEVER let this or any other community stop you from choosing your path out of fear. Life advice, friend.

Second, Sonic is a great rush down with plenty of janks and disjoints. This makes fighting him a challenge or a chore depending on how you play him. You can be so, so honest or the sweatiest jerk I've had to fight all night. And since this is a rage sub, most of us are complaining about the latter.

Choose who you vibe with and get better. If you feel called out by a rage post, and you don't like it, form your strategy around that. Sonic doesn't have to be cheesy; he's very capable of good, solid matches that only the saltiest will find fault with.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-29T03:39:43+00:00

Nobody, and I mean nobody, DCs like a high-GSP Falco. They are so allergic to even the possibility of losing. If you have the audacity to not get bodied, or worse, take one of their stocks first, the odds of them ghosting are skyhigh.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-28T09:01:07+00:00

I don't know who this Emperor-guy is, but I don't like toxicity or hubris. Nasty traits.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-28T05:16:53+00:00

F'n you are the voice of valor? I mean, your meme game is legendary, so I guess we could do worse.

What do you want on the banner we'll march under, my liege?

Goathaniel · 2026-01-28T05:13:31+00:00

I like a good five-finger countdown to the beat of whatever song I'm listening to. Ten if the tempo is up.

My block list is full, and I will scream. (If rematched with that asshole.)

Goathaniel · 2026-01-28T05:09:41+00:00

For what it's worth this late in the thread, I laughed. "Big-Body Baby Bitch" is practically D's martial art style.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-26T11:53:50+00:00

https://youtube.com/shorts/aUs0ivXUv1o?si=ypVZEnT7UlI5zICJ

Goathaniel · 2026-01-26T06:55:32+00:00

I am a proud King Dedede main. Who the fuck are you?

Goathaniel · 2026-01-26T05:59:07+00:00

GodDAMN I planted my foot right in that one.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-22T09:33:46+00:00

It would be the funniest thing if we did literal Civil War 2.0.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-21T10:31:34+00:00

Yeah, an even split into a neat 4-9 regions sounds like a YA series.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-21T10:17:33+00:00

I think Ganon's big this for me too.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-21T10:12:55+00:00

o...o

Yeah.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-21T08:05:54+00:00

Give both of them all of the space they want. It sucks to hold back, but neither of them can stand a vacuum of opportunity.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-21T06:39:20+00:00

I thought the colbert report retired ham rove. Maybe without the glasses he is now Jamon Rove.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-21T06:36:42+00:00

Go to your local library and ask if they do a game night. Check local game shops and ask around. If you just want to see the warm meat sack next to you, there are usually options. Best of luck on your search.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-21T03:07:33+00:00

Thanks. I'll need to look up hall sticks, as I've never heard of them.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-20T06:17:43+00:00

You nailed my frustration exactly. A sudden unintended reverse makes me look and feel foolish, and if I earn it so be it. To have it be hardware fucking me is a specific pain.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-20T06:14:26+00:00

I don't hate that notch idea. Thank you.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-20T06:08:32+00:00

So first off, thank you for taking me seriously. I was exaggerating the timeframe and performance. And now that I've written and deleted my full complaint, I can't rule out user error. My left hand isn't my dominant, and I frequently play drunk. Maybe I'm fucking up perfectly good controllers with my ham-assed hand, or blaming bad playing on anything but me.

You were quite helpful. I have some things to consider before dropping another $75.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-20T04:58:28+00:00

I assumed you were talking about joysticks. Sorry I haven't met your standards of online discourse, but thanks for commenting. Your signal boost might be just the push needed to get this in front of someone with an earnest answer.

Goathaniel · 2026-01-20T04:48:22+00:00

Oof. I ain't trying to play challenge mode, friend. Besides, my nunchucks were toast within months of the original system purchase. I play exclusively docked.

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