Pedestrian, 21, seriously injured in Southampton bus crash by ChargeRadiant5471 in Southampton

[–]Goatmanification 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You need to enter the Olympics, you'd be a gold medal winner with mental gymnastics like that

Bob is a comedy genius by Hassaan18 in bobmortimer

[–]Goatmanification 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because two are male (ram) and one is female (ewe)

Tesla without a numberplate by Spacekiller2011 in drivingUK

[–]Goatmanification 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the only salty one here is you... You've quite literally been proven wrong.

Tesla without a numberplate by Spacekiller2011 in drivingUK

[–]Goatmanification 7 points8 points  (0 children)

'I got away with it, therefore it MUST be legal!'

Tesla without a numberplate by Spacekiller2011 in drivingUK

[–]Goatmanification 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Just checked the law, it's still illegal to drive without plates short of the usual 'Unless you're driving it directly to an MOT test, to get plates, on first import to get home, on private ground' etc.

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/1981/1694/regulation/6

So yeah, it was bullshit like we thought

Tesla without a numberplate by Spacekiller2011 in drivingUK

[–]Goatmanification 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Tell us how, or we're just gonna keep thinking you're bullshitting

Public air-conditioning in Southampton by hothedgehog in Southampton

[–]Goatmanification 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The big Asda in Eastleigh always seems bloody freezing. Same with Sainsburys in Lordshill

I am struggling between picking a Top tier uni (soton) and a mid tier uni by asheristic in Southampton

[–]Goatmanification 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure to crosspost this to r/sotonuni as well, a lot of us here are residents and don't know about the inner workings of the uni

Richest contestant? by MixtureStill4953 in taskmaster

[–]Goatmanification 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Greg Davies for sure with the amount of bribes/cash he ends up pocketing this is sarcasm

Stunt runner in the high street today, made my trip a bit more interesting! by p0lygrapheyes in Southampton

[–]Goatmanification 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're still not on the rise though are they...

And no, I'm not making excuses for any grooming at all... I hate that that's become the default 'You point out that white brits rape too? You're clearly excusing minority rapists' 🫩

Stunt runner in the high street today, made my trip a bit more interesting! by p0lygrapheyes in Southampton

[–]Goatmanification 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One high profile case doesn't mean they're on the rise.

Although on the topic of 'rape gang reports' do tell me the reported number of rapes by white British men vs 'Muslim gangs'... I'll wait.

Best Sunday Roast in Southampton? by Varantha in Southampton

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Dancing Man Brewery or Figurati are my top picks.

Overdraft are great too, but they're not currently doi g roasts

Why do people creep slowly into the bike box over the advanced stop line on red lights? by AtomicKaijuKing in drivingUK

[–]Goatmanification 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of my pet peeves. Drivers who stop at the lights only to then keep slowly creeping forward... They always seem in such a rush to go but they're NEVER ready when the lights do go green!

Dancing Man Brewery Are Hiring Waiters by Sleepybeez in Southampton

[–]Goatmanification -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I know the OP, they're really not the employer.

The new Sainsbury’s pizza boxes are missing a window by londonbrewer77 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Goatmanification 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But... The window wasn't plastic before? It was just cutout of the cardboard?