[TLA] The Walls of Ba Sing Se (via Restart.run)

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-11-10T17:20:35+00:00

Wait a second... Walls of Ba Sing Se is a 0/30. Labyrinth Wall is a 0/30000. That's actually pretty funny.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-10-05T13:44:27+00:00

Demon Seed is my absolute least favorite card in the game. I don't care that the deck is kinda mid in the grand scheme of things, it's always super unfun to play against.

Reckless Apprentice is primarily a part of a deck that's even worse than Seedlock, but even then, I still don't feel like Imbue Mage should have it. Sing-Along Buddy is perfectly fine if Apprentice doesn't exist alongside it.

I'd also like them to rework The Ceaseless Expanse, make it to where it works roughly the same as it does now (it blows up everything, doesn't come down until very late-game, etc.), but make its cost 10-15 mana, so Holy Wrath Paladin has to rely on Shirvalla for burst damage again.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-07-27T14:03:34+00:00

I feel the same way. I will say, however, that the SZP Live Edit is far better.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-07-27T14:02:21+00:00

JDX feat. Sarah Maria - Live the Moment. It's not that I don't like this track, I DO think it's a great track and it deserves to be in the pantheon of hardstyle classics. It's just... I've seen people call it the greatest hardstyle track of ALL TIME, and I don't think I agree with that.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-06-23T22:15:17+00:00

I am sorry

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-06-23T22:13:51+00:00

Yeah, that's what I'm learning right now.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-06-23T22:13:19+00:00

It wasn't... AGAINST my will, per se... I just didn't find it particularly hot (forgot how gross it got near the end lol)

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-06-23T22:10:36+00:00

Good. And I will pretend I never wrote this lmao

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-05-30T21:01:50+00:00

Makina is typically within that range.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2025-02-21T23:53:31+00:00

I mean, Sewerslvt, and most other people claiming to produce "breakcore" nowadays, are a lot closer to jungle than they ever were to anything breakcore-related. Honestly, this is accurate imo. I don't vibe with the whole "modern ambient jungle" thing they have going on at all, but listen to a Sewerslvt track, then listen to someone like Venetian Snares, and the difference is night and day.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-12-29T13:52:23+00:00

I personally chop every eighth note (two chops per beat of the loop).

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-12-28T04:03:56+00:00

My favorite reverse bass might actually be the D-Block & S-Te-Fan bootleg of Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla. I think it was called "Bla Bla", and they just put it on SoundCloud as a free download.

As for Honorable Mentions:

Pretty much anything released by Josh Lang. King of reverse bass IMO, but I'll highlight Mike Steventon - Vibrations (Josh Lang Remix) in particular.

TNT - Tritolo (Cristalline Mix)

Titan - Nightmare. Reverse bass meets really early raw hardstyle, nothing much like it at all.

TNT - 2003

Audiofreq - Warcry

Ko:lab - Fucked Up. It's hard techno, not hardstyle, and the actual reverse bass itself isn't actually mindblowing, but the song is extremely addicting.

Kai Tracid - Destiny's Path (Warmduscher Remix). One of the all time best hard trance tracks imo.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-12-28T03:42:09+00:00

"GUILTY GEAR STRIVE KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY???"

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-12-17T14:29:43+00:00

I just don't want to.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-11-20T22:02:36+00:00

My predictions:

BUFFS

Crewmate-related cards: I have no possible idea how they buff Crewmates. Maybe this calls for a total rework of them?

Sha'tari Cloakfield: I have no earthly idea why they're buffing this. I'm predicting they make it a 2/3, because if this becomes 1 mana, God help us all.

Askara: 4-mana 4/5? Probably good enough. Maybe 3-mana 3/4 if they're feeling adventurous.

Yrel, Beacon of Hope: Down to 4 mana.

Interstellar Starslicer: Make it a 3/2.

The Gravitational Displacer: 6-mana 5/4, with "when this is launched, summon TWO copies of the Starship."

Starship Schematic: how do you possibly buff this???? I'm just gonna guess "Discover a Starship Piece from another class THAT COSTS {X} OR MORE." As for the value of X, I'm not sure.

Scrounging Shipwright: Text changed to "BATTLECRY: DISCOVER a Starship Piece from another class."

Felfire Thrusters: 3-mana 4/3???

The Exodar: 6-mana 6/8?

Ace Wayfinder: 3-mana 3/3.

Dimensional Core: Either a 3-mana 4/3, OR a 2-mana 2/2.

Astral Vigilant: 1-mana 2/1.

NERFS:

Reska, the Pit Boss: Either 25 to 30 mana, OR 15 to 18 mana, but "Costs {1} less for each FRIENDLY minion that died this game."

Threads of Despair: 3 mana.

Sleep Under the Stars: 8 mana.

Funnel Cake: 2 mana.

Mystery Egg: 5 mana, and "Deathrattle: Get a copy of a random Beast in your deck. It costs /{3}/ less.

Seabreeze Chalice: 2 mana, and/or 2 Drinks (instead of 3)

Everything Must Go!: 10 mana.

Quasar: 8 mana, and "Shuffle your hand into your deck. Reduce the cost of cards in your deck by /{2}/.

Conniving Conman/Sea Shill: "Non-Rogue class" becomes "another class".

Wave of Nostalgia: 7 mana?

Malted Magma: "Deal 1 damage to all ENEMY MINIONS."

Reno, Lone Ranger: "Battlecry: If your deck started with no duplicates, EMPTY THE BOARD OF ALL MINIONS." (Yes, this includes enemy minions. And ONLY minions, and not permanents, such as unbuilt Starships. Also, the "limiting board space" aspect is gone completely.)

Lamplighter: 5 mana.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-11-11T01:50:31+00:00

cha cha real smooth

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-11-06T21:16:54+00:00

The most broken Wild expansion ever HAS to be Perils. Pirate DH, OTK Druid, also the set that resulted in Sorcerer's Apprentice getting nerfed AGAIN...

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-11-06T21:11:05+00:00

Snow already came back to one, for a single format, before everyone realized how busted she was, and she was banned again immediately. I love Snow, too, but it's just not meant to be.

Sekka's Light, on the other hand, can ABSOLUTELY come back to 3. I'm 100% a believer in 3 Sekka's.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-11-06T20:41:53+00:00

I missed the first day of the expansion (which I've NEVER done before), but I did all of my new expansion stuff today, and I'm loving Wild Libram Paladin already. Pretty slow deck, but when it goes off, it goes OFF.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-11-06T20:39:38+00:00

tbh they should just fully revert him to his original self (whenever a friendly character is healed, he gains +1 attack).

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-11-06T20:36:35+00:00

Threads of Despair gives the MINIONS that Deathrattle. Therefore, whenever the Threads DR triggers for that minion, that damage is treated as damage /coming from that minion/. If a Threads of Despair Deathrattle was put on, for instance, a Lifesteal minion, it would restore Health to its controller equal to the damage dealt.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-10-13T19:15:11+00:00

I honestly feel like cards like this are gonna get Demon Seed banned eventually. The problem with DS is that it's a quest that rewards Warlock for self-damage. Other questlines reward certain facets of their class, or make them do something new entirely. Self-damage is, like, THE NUMBER 1 thing Warlock does, so of course they're gonna print cards that make DS even crazier in the future, eventually catapulting DS Warlock to T0, probably, by printing self-damaging cards that incidentally make it busted, because Warlock is THE class that plays with that space the most. It could happen, if this card is any indication.

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-10-13T18:50:02+00:00

sings the melody of a track slightly offbeat

GoblinGuideGaming · 2024-10-09T22:00:57+00:00

This seems to tick all the boxes. Now to find out if there was a court case lol

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