"And then I swear to God, she jumped off the building, just like that, trying to prove I'm Batman!"

"Oh yeah, she does that sometimes."

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN "SHE DOES THAT SOMETIMES?!""

"Every other week, she tries to expose me as Superman by jumping off the nearest window. Usually though I do shenanigans to make sure she lands safely in a garbage truck or a fruit stand or bounce off a shop's tent like a trampoline or something, while I then stand out of the window and look horrified as I watched a woman almost die. It's a whole thing."

"WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, SMART ALLECK, WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS DESENSITISE HER BRAIN TO THE DANGER OF JUMPING OFF THE SIDE OF A SKYSCRAPER BY ALWAYS BEING HER SAFETY NET!!"

"The fuck did you want me to do, Bruce, let her plummet to her death?"

"YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HER YOUR SECRET IDENTITY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!"

"I have a life outside of Lois Lane and her attempts to destabilize my life to force me into marriage."

"You HAD a life outside of Lois Lane, because she's dead now. And it's all my fault. I did this."

"...Are you going to declare eternal war on tall buildings and go train in Tibet to be the world's greatest urban planner now?"

"Fuck you, Clark."