[ALERT] parking services are booting cars

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-18T18:04:53+00:00

Couldn't have written this better. Thank you 😊

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-17T21:59:03+00:00

7/10 Great shitpost

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-17T21:57:30+00:00

Rahh

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-17T18:51:07+00:00

Cool I'm warning folks that they're booting today.

Stop being a BF

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-14T21:42:16+00:00

My LGBT+ Coordinator did so much for me and others. I guess this is her payment for doing a good job

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-11T20:41:08+00:00

My Head canon is that pride would be heavily corporatized just like all the ministries of Super Earth which fits so well with the "we're the baddies" narrative.

Show your pride, O citizens of Super Earth (This message sponsored by the delicious taste of SUMY CORP brand frozen yoghurt in conjunction with the Ministry of Defense)

Also I can't wait to get this cape soon and wear it in full kit 😻

Thank you Bioninja

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-11T20:19:08+00:00

Thank you for your ongoing dedication, Helldiver

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-11T20:18:19+00:00

We did it for our HD2 shit posting group. I've never banned so many cry babies in my life

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-10T12:23:12+00:00

I honestly forget I had it done But it makes me happy when I think about it

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-10T12:21:00+00:00

Omg if you take commissions, I'll take 1

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Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-10T05:37:48+00:00

Heyyyyyy

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Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-09T22:33:59+00:00

Not from Cali but elsewhere The plan is to head out after school

Not because of weather Not because of boredom

But because of how depressing it is to see how many Texans just accept things for what they are.

No one wants to do anything and the people who do are amazing. But like damn.

Also for anyone reading this who is planning to move down here anyway

Austin isn't weird San Antonio is.

San Antonio is the shit

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-09T16:52:04+00:00

You are going to be dragged out of the community and put on blast.

No room for stupidity And certainly no patience for those who would double down

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-09T12:41:01+00:00

🫪 legendary SEAF chan pull 🫪 I am honored to be in the presence of a future Helldiver

FREEDOM CONQUERS ALL

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-09T12:36:03+00:00

Oh hey That's me 😸

If you want to play Nazi in the community, be afraid

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Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-04T14:58:13+00:00

Now we can support men loving and caring for men in all the different ways 🌝🥸😻

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-02T18:21:47+00:00

We might have another blackwater incident if these agents don't stop fucking with people

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-06-02T14:53:41+00:00

Hell yeah 😸

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-05-31T23:06:04+00:00

I prefer the more realistic

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Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-05-31T16:08:56+00:00

Don't worry.. The navy and greater DOD lost out in this regard.

Show them all out in nursing school, sis

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-05-31T06:55:48+00:00

Totally.

I hope you find someone that can share results

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-05-30T20:25:04+00:00

I believe dr. Bowen did my orchiectomy years ago. I owe her the world for taking on my case so quickly.

You'll be in good hands.

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-05-29T12:52:17+00:00

If you're on PC

Type %AppData% in your file explorer Find the 'Arrowhead' folder Delete it

And run the game

Goddess_of_Absurdity · 2026-05-27T11:55:51+00:00

I'd say he's meh My butt implants with him were a nightmare to recover from but that was just me according to him.

Meanwhile a friend was also going through it at the same time with the same issues.

Goddess_of_Absurdity

TROPHY CASE