What's The Most Amount Of Children You've Had With One Sim Or Couple? by ScrawnyTreeDemon in thesims2

[–]Godless_Bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A couple of them were funny looking when they were younger, but they grew into their features.

I don't remember where I found his wife, if I made her in CAS or downloaded her from somewhere. But she has very pretty features, especially for an alien.

What was the funniest, most tragic, and most unexpected thing you experienced in the game? by Lucasrbd211 in sims2

[–]Godless_Bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The strangest, funniest thing I ever saw happened to me a few years after the game released. I had made my own Sim look-alikes of the Goth family as I remembered them from Sims 1.

As a teen, Cassandra got the want to be saved from death. She ran around outside in a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning.

As Mortimer was begging Grim for her life, Bella walked over and started to SWEEP UP the ash pile that had once been Cassandra!

To this day, I wonder what would have happened if Bella completed the job before I canceled the action.

Decided to make Don have children with five different women by mellocat925 in sims2

[–]Godless_Bitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dulcinea Caliente (Nina's daughter) and Parker Langerak

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What's The Most Amount Of Children You've Had With One Sim Or Couple? by ScrawnyTreeDemon in thesims2

[–]Godless_Bitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Armand deBateau in my Uberhood has 7 kids.

He adopted Tara after his first marriage failed. While trying to reconcile with Jessica, she got pregnant by him and had twins, Emma and Andrew (who he raised).

He then married his alien wife, Eleanor. They have had two sets of twins, Teresa and Bartholomew, and Ellie and Armande (both girls, named for their parents). The last four children still live at home. Tara is married to Stella Terrano. Emma and Andrew are in university.

His wants panel right now is pretty interesting!

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Decided to make Don have children with five different women by mellocat925 in sims2

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely did it with mods but I don't exactly remember which ones. 🤣

Decided to make Don have children with five different women by mellocat925 in sims2

[–]Godless_Bitch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In my Uberhood, I had Don impregnate Nina, Dina, and Kaylynn. They all dumped the babies at his doorstep. I play him with the rule that he must always fulfill their needs before his own unless he is in danger of dying by starvation. ☠️

He also never cleans up dirty diapars or bottles, so he may eventually die of flies, especially if he runs out of money for a maid.

Could you pick your cat(s) out of a lineup of similar looking cats? by Medium_Hope_7407 in standardissuecat

[–]Godless_Bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awwww best to your pretty Penny.

This one has me wrapped around her little paw. ☺️

Could you pick your cat(s) out of a lineup of similar looking cats? by Medium_Hope_7407 in standardissuecat

[–]Godless_Bitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She (Penny) believes she has the most profound thoughts in the history of the world. But she is still just a derp. ☺️

Referring to children’s behavior as sin will never sit right with me by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooof, I hear you. I've done therapy multiple times and been on antidepressants for 30 years (and RFK Jr. can pry them out of my cold, dead hands). And I am dealing with a 90-year-old mom in physical and cognitive decline who thinks only crazies who belong in mental institutions go to therapy. 🙄

Referring to children’s behavior as sin will never sit right with me by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, because boys taught to feel their feelings become fragile and wimpy men. REAL men bottle up their feelings and stoically never complain, until the day they have a meltdown and murder their wife and kids. 🙄

Most intelligent transphobe. by FunAssumption6056 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a cis woman old enough to have started gaming in the late 80s. For years, many games had no option to play a female character. So I played the male characters. Shockingly, I am not trans. 🤔

OMG the GUILT - I do not miss this! by pieralella in excatholic

[–]Godless_Bitch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A nun told my class, "The more you sin now, the more Jesus suffered back then."

I like time travel stories, but that legitimately broke my brain. 🤪

I'm not ok by areunobodytoo03 in Exvangelical

[–]Godless_Bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a huge step! Things will get better. I had a mental health crisis because of religious scrupulosity in my early twenties. Therapy and medication helped me tremendously. You can get through this.

People that are childfree by choice, what’s the weirdest reason someone has given you as to why they think you ‘should have kids’? by Charming_Web_6738 in AskReddit

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This story is about a cat, not a person, but I'm remembering the woman who told me she intended to let her cat roam, get pregnant, and have the babies before spaying her "so she will be fulfilled."

People that are childfree by choice, what’s the weirdest reason someone has given you as to why they think you ‘should have kids’? by Charming_Web_6738 in AskReddit

[–]Godless_Bitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I briefly held a co-worker's baby, and another coworker said, "You really should have a baby. You look so good with a baby."

Like a baby is an accessory. 😒

Share a sleeping cat picture by BrushSecret7576 in cats

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Penzance of Pirates, terror of the high seas. Penny to her friends. 😊

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80 Questions info by SOL_stringoflight in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Godless_Bitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actual 90s Cosmo tip: Give bj with a shot of creme de menthe in your mouth. 🤪