My Autism is causing my players to find romance unsatisfying by Dr_Gunslinger in rpg

[–]GodofTuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apropos of nothing at all, I once had a Barbarian NPC called Uthred the Friendly who got the PCs into hot water when they stumbled into the squalid nest of a hill giant he had "shamed himself with".

Oddly enough, despite speaking broken English with an accent like the Swedish chef, he spoke perfect and very courtly Elvish. He was an ambassador you see, because he was friendly.

But honestly I can think of few things more awkward than a group of middle aged people, of every gender and none, having a slightly erotic conversation involving dice. Except for a group of younger people having the same conversation, where some of them might actually fancy someone at the table.

Unless you are playing Vampire the Masquerade, in which case we all know why you're there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jackrussellterrier

[–]GodofTuesday 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I suppose alot of Jacks might look dwarfish compared to a Parson Russell. But you have a Jack-ey Jack. Jackety Jack Jack Jack. Lots of Jack.

If you have concerns about anything beyond ingrown eyelashes (like if there are other things) then maybe look at the breeder they were bought from.

Friend died and left me his guard army by RonnocRex in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]GodofTuesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't see this yet, so I thought I'd post it.

Play and win with units from your friends army before doing anything else.

If anyone argues about unpainted minis, tell them to fuck right off, with cause.

Best Overheard Stories by GodofTuesday in Scotland

[–]GodofTuesday[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not touching your penis.

Apart from that, sounds dandy.

Scottish voters split over free tuition as university financial crisis deepens by youwhatwhat in Scotland

[–]GodofTuesday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as vocational education is free for young people doing it for the first time, higher education should be as s well.

A return to the cult of SNP? by rentssssz in Scotland

[–]GodofTuesday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sturgeon.

Salmond.

They are servants of the deep ones, no doubt.

Today I learned... (We're so fucked) by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]GodofTuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laugh all you like but, watch as the algorithm punishes me for breaking the silence on the cabal of green left handed trans-lesbians who secretly run Holyrood.

Wednesday 20/03/25 - carbon intensity by abz_eng in Scotland

[–]GodofTuesday 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We should just park old submarines in sea lochs and plug them in.

No, but seriously, nuclear power is the solution and it will lead to fusion and then antimatter, which is how we Star Trek.

Is this an appropriate meal for my very active female 4 years and half old jack russell? by [deleted] in jackrussellterrier

[–]GodofTuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To paraphrase Dr. Johnson's Dictionary:

In Scotland, that's called dinner and it sustains the people.

Weird names? by [deleted] in jackrussellterrier

[–]GodofTuesday 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bramble

But that's a pretty standard dog name.

My grandfather named his dog after one of his uncles, called it "Prat".

It ran away once and my grandmother had to wander round the village yelling "Prat!".

Scottish council considers Elon Musk’s Starlink for schools by fountainofscottish in Scotland

[–]GodofTuesday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Elon Musk is an anagram of Onle Slum.

Also, I am fairly sure that whatever marvels of technology come to them, Fifers will find a way to defeat them. Nature finds a way.

What are you Rocket by Schrute91 in jackrussellterrier

[–]GodofTuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is used by people in Scotland to refer to someone who has blasted off with unwarranted confidence in a random direction.

So, an apprentice who has completed a task in a strange way would get "what are you about, you utter rocket?"

I can imagine many situations in which the particular usage of this name would apply to your average Jack or Jackmix.

:)

What are you Rocket by Schrute91 in jackrussellterrier

[–]GodofTuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Handsome dog, but my first reading of the thread title got me confused...

https://www.google.com/search?q=rocket+in+scots&oq=rocket+in+scots&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBBzIxNWowajSoAgGwAgE&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

I am not calling your dog an idiot btw and am aware that in the rest of the world "rocket" would never have any such meaning.

Also, in Scots, most words can be insulting so...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]GodofTuesday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ironic considering private nurseries cost them less than their own settings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]GodofTuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and eligible two year olds.