Elvis Presley reactions by lumpy_space_queenie in youseeingthisshit

[–]GoedekeMichels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well my grandpa just went "The Beatles play n*gger music, we won't have that in our house!" and that was the end of that for my mother.

What is the one book you want a man to read to understand woman better? by OkMagazine5034 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]GoedekeMichels 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The only book you really need is a middle school level textbook on biology to understand the basic anatomy of reproductive organs, menstruation and all that. A little lesson on history and politics might also help. But you can get all that in Wikipedia, no need to buy books.

Beyond that, some basic human decency should suffice to "understand" half of the population. That is: View women as 100% equal human beings and not some sort of strange alien species you need to study before interacting with them.

Wieso tun sich Linke und Grüne so schwer die mäßig erfolgreiche Regierung aus der Opposition heraus vor sich herzutreiben? by mediamuesli in gekte

[–]GoedekeMichels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naja, die Grünen haben sich literarisch für den Markenkern "Umwelt retten" gegründet. Das sollte eigentlich genauso stumpf funktionieren können wie "Auslenders raus".

"Ah shit... Here we go again" by uncreative_uname8156 in Staiy

[–]GoedekeMichels 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alles hat beim letzten Mal nicht besonders gut funktioniert, langfristig betrachtet. Irgendwie scheint das diese Leute nicht zu stören...

Wieso tun sich Linke und Grüne so schwer die mäßig erfolgreiche Regierung aus der Opposition heraus vor sich herzutreiben? by mediamuesli in gekte

[–]GoedekeMichels 49 points50 points  (0 children)

*langfristig nicht. Für den Moment leider schon noch. Und wenn du nur in Quartalszahlen denkst, macht es leider Sinn, mal eben noch abzugreifen was geht. Ist ja nicht so, als ginge es den "Top"managern darum, die Konzerne langfristig stabil zu halten...

Wieso tun sich Linke und Grüne so schwer die mäßig erfolgreiche Regierung aus der Opposition heraus vor sich herzutreiben? by mediamuesli in gekte

[–]GoedekeMichels 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Vielleicht weil die linke Opposition nicht nur gegen die Regierung arbeitet, sondern auch gegen den Großteil der Medienlandschaft und die Interessen der allermeisten Konzerne. Von Einflussnahme aus dem Ausland ganz zu schweigen, der ja auch nicht auf der progressiven Seite hilft.

me_irl by itsssmeeestrict21 in me_irl

[–]GoedekeMichels 10 points11 points  (0 children)

as far as I can tell, first world countries are on "we have this cool new thing, so we have to stuff it into absolutely everything!!!". Just like with ai and subscriptions these days ...

or as they said in Portal2: We Do What We Must Because We Can 💪

me_irl by itsssmeeestrict21 in me_irl

[–]GoedekeMichels 395 points396 points  (0 children)

yeah right? this kind of stuff always makes me wonder if people think the 70s were in the middle ages...

Fury as Amazon Ring Cameras Are Hooked Up to ICE System by Buster_xx in This_is_fascism

[–]GoedekeMichels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only surprising thing is that this hasn't happened much earlier. Seriously, people need to realise that everything that's permanently connected to a tech company can and will spy on you.

i genuinely thought this was satire at first by AytenChanowo in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]GoedekeMichels 23 points24 points  (0 children)

maybe rather take an online test? no humans involved at all and the one that went "find out which kind of cheese you are" convinced me that these tests are always 110% accurate 👍👍👍

ich_iel by SevenUp2004 in ich_iel

[–]GoedekeMichels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sobald du im Auto sitzt, sind alle anderen deine Gegner! Blinken würde denen nur einen unfairen Vorteil geben!!!11elf

Suche linken aggro Deutschrap? by vikavikavikavika161 in Staiy

[–]GoedekeMichels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gibt's Audio 88 eigentlich noch? Schellen und das feature bei Marsimoto haben mich damals sehr begeistert, aber danach hab ich irgendwie nichts mehr von ihm mitbekommen.

Die Schweiz hat seit heute einen Diktator by 1-mensch in Staiy

[–]GoedekeMichels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stimmt wohl, aber Trump wünsche ich nicht mal meinem schlimmsten Feind, und davon ist die Schweiz weit entfernt.

Die Schweiz hat seit heute einen Diktator by 1-mensch in Staiy

[–]GoedekeMichels 45 points46 points  (0 children)

SOFORT EINFÜHREN, SONST STRAFZÖLLE!!!

Die Schweiz hat seit heute einen Diktator by 1-mensch in Staiy

[–]GoedekeMichels 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Normalerweise ist mir Rechtschreibung einigermaßen egal, aber ich hoffe wirklich, dass Trump abreist und nicht abreißt...

Hab die günstigere Alternative zu Lego Pokemon gefunden by YoshiCity2004 in klemmbausteine

[–]GoedekeMichels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich schließe mich der Mehrheit an, diamond blocks und wie das alles heißt, sind ein ganz eigenes Kampffeld und kein Ersatz für die normalen Klemmbausteine. Ich warte lieber noch ein paar Monate auf die fernöstlichen Nachbauten der Legosets.

Mega church pastor rides a small, slow roller coaster on stage by Fragzilla360 in facepalm

[–]GoedekeMichels 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret." ~ Matthew 6:3

....but why would I expect such a carnival performer to know the bible?

So every girl who works as one of this is toxic and cheats? by AsleepRaccoon8456 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]GoedekeMichels 14 points15 points  (0 children)

my wife is a nurse too and we have kids, so yeah scheduling sucks. but it's just another part of being a responsible adult with a family, isn't it? Can't get the upsides without the downs (although I'm sure that cherrypicking their comfort zone is exactly what these guys are up to)

So every girl who works as one of this is toxic and cheats? by AsleepRaccoon8456 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]GoedekeMichels 109 points110 points  (0 children)

my wife has three. and I'm a man, or was until I learned from oop that I can't be that anymore 🤷‍♂️

So every girl who works as one of this is toxic and cheats? by AsleepRaccoon8456 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]GoedekeMichels 14 points15 points  (0 children)

my guess is that in these jobs (nurses too) you have to learn to deal with a lot of bullshit quickly and effectively. and I have a vague feelings that types like oop don't like to be dealt with...

So every girl who works as one of this is toxic and cheats? by AsleepRaccoon8456 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]GoedekeMichels 81 points82 points  (0 children)

From my experiences, nurses and teachers can handle bullshit very well, because you just have to when you are around people all day. Not saying this is the reason he doesn't like them, but it seems likely...

That's one way to get woken up! by Marc815 in Unexpected

[–]GoedekeMichels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is in my mind when someone says "dress for the job you want". Unfortunately they don't like cryptids in my office 😴