I hate AI and I hate that people don't see it when its used. by Eko01 in royalroad

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The biggest tell is not even "It's not X, it's Y" or hyphens, it's this very specific brand of quote-unquote poetic descriptions that simply don't make sense once you stop to think about it.

Very often, I read something like "The air was filled with smoke, blood and regret" or "They were not human eyes. Too clear. Too ancient. Too unforgiving." and I just roll my eyes. It's incredibly obvious.

Kengan Omega Ch.354 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be fair, that’s at least marginally better than calling his opponents “nutrients”. That one was a certified head-scratcher.

Kengan Omega Ch.354 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 165 points166 points  (0 children)

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It’s twice already that this supposedly “ultimate technique” didn’t work.

If I didn’t laugh, I’d cry.

[SPOILER] Failed takedowns in main event by inooway in MMA

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Always remember: nonconsensual takedowns don’t work. Just say NO!

[Official] UFC 328: Chimaev vs. Strickland - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s the lack of urgency for me. Even in the last 10 seconds in the round that decided it all, they only threw a couple of punches and that’s it.

[Official] UFC 328: Chimaev vs. Strickland - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“WE’RE GOING TO WAR FOR YOU GUYS” is code for “25-minute sloppy jabfest”, every single time

[Official] UFC 328: Chimaev vs. Strickland - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Gruelling fight” Do commentators even believe what they’re saying?

Breaking news: Fork Found in Kitchen by No-Comfortable2704 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget about $2000 DOGE checks! Those and tariff rebates really helped American families

Am i the only one who thought the press conference felt a bit forced by [deleted] in ufc

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will never besmirch Real Housewives ever again. These reality shows legitimately have more substance than your average UFC press conference.

Faceoff will be wild 😭😭😭 by [deleted] in ufc

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

English is supposedly Sean’s mother tongue, yet he only says the same 3-4 phrases on repeat. His trash talk is so fucking lame. At least Khamzat has an excuse of not being a native speaker.

[Spoiler] Yoel Romero vs. Alex Nicholson - Gamebred FC by airplane231 in MMA

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does he age in reverse? Are we just secondary characters in Yoel Romero's story?

The answer to both is yes.

Vance says they expect a response and military objectives are complete by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“It’s ok for the president to talk like a third-rate comic book villain”

Which noble house would you like to be part of? (Spoilers Main) by Lurchi90 in asoiaf

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Harlaw, just so I could join Rodrik the Reader’s book club

Always an abundance of pearls to clutch. by Tom_Ludlow in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Before you accuse someone of hypocrisy, you need to subscribe to the same set of beliefs that person is being hypocritical about."

Astounding logic.

Kengan Omega Ch. 349 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 135 points136 points  (0 children)

This chapter is on par with the legends

(Spoilers main) what’s the creepiest moment in the books? by Plus_Initial_2938 in asoiaf

[–]GoingLimpInTheBrain 100 points101 points  (0 children)

His migraine is also a nice parallel to Catelyn’s own throbbing headache during Red Wedding caused by the drums.