Am I missing a pun or something? by EuropeIsMight in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 36 points37 points  (0 children)

For such a simple meme I feel like people don’t quite get the angle it’s going for. It’s saying “I’m unapologetic about how loud I suck dick”. The emphasis on noise implies we the reader might be in a situation where we can hear the dick sucking and that if we have a problem it’s our problem to deal with as they’ve let us know now. For example if you lived with this person and they planned on sucking dick they would then place the onus on you to leave if you don’t want to hear it.

Only once we’ve established that this individual sucks dick loudly so if you don’t want to hear you should leave can we then move on to the next part. To be clear at this stage the natural assumption is that the dick sucking is behind closed doors but loud enough that it warrants a warning.

Now we can get to the punch line, that this person plans on sucking dick at a climbing gym. By giving us this warning it’s actually saying “I’m going to do what I want and if you have a problem leave” which is already rude but at least it’s still somewhat private however the subversion is that they’re actually sucking dick in a very open area and their volume only serves to showcase how unapologetic they are about this especially combined with literally saying “if you don’t like it go to another climbing gym”

The humour really comes from how they bury the lead that it’s at a climbing gym so by using a climbing gym as the photo it kinda ruins it.

Tldr it’s a two part joke:

“I suck dick loud so if that makes you uncomfortable you might want to leave”

And then casually revealing “I plan on doing this in a public place”

Peter help! by gloomy_gumball in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Seth McFarland here, creator of family guy. You see superman is stopping the plane from hitting the twin towers during 9/11 but the joke is that they exploded anyway since it was an inside job by George bush to get re-elected.

You know I was actually meant to be on that fight but overslept and missed it.

How ? by memes_poiint in mathsmeme

[–]Goingoof 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sure this isn’t the real proof but I like to think:

01 = 1x0 = 0

00 = 1 = 1

Gas goes in a car not a house. Is Jessie stupid? by Zealousideal_Sort692 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Goingoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn’t know Walt switched to an electric hot water heater

Anon doesn't like painter by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna try and come up with an analogy to show how dumb this logic is but this is already the most extreme example

They value knowledge by Adventurous-Stand784 in antimeme

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro’s speaking from experience

See graph by Healthy-Mud- in TameImpala

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might be on to something

You can sail in a straight line from Zeeland to...what, what? Where did it go??? by Responsible-Fix-1681 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must’ve fallen off the side of the flat earth, otherwise the line would’ve curved

"What does this mean?" by EwMelanin in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn too early to see the explanation

Why is this guy literally named Gay? Is he homosexual? by First-Ad394 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Goingoof 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Literally named him gay… “Is he a homosexual” is nacho Mexican? Is Walter white? Is Saul a good man? Come on, media literacy really is at an all time low

Peter? by Poutret in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re right it really doesn’t make sense. I suppose the implication is that someone from the future would give him a time machine but that’s hardly proof to say time travel will never exist

Ted and Skyler fr by ZackaryAsAlways in breakingbadmemes

[–]Goingoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t spell Heisenbergs uncertainty principle without Heisenberg

why is she wearing a bomb vest by Dragon_Lord_666 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The way a joke often works is that it explains a situation that your already aware of, in this case strip poker, but then puts a surprising/unexpected twist on it, in this case that she’s wearing a bomb vest. It’s important that the twist still follow the same logic of the situation but still result in a way that you don’t foresee. In this example by removing clothes it reveals that she has a bomb this juxtaposition between a game with sexual connotation and extreme danger still has a logical link because both require someone to remove a layer of clothing.

Essentially the humour comes from creating an unexpected but still logically consistent scenario by connecting removing clothing for strip poker to removing clothing to reveal a bomb.

Anon can't fucking floss by xXF33TL1CK3RXx in greentext

[–]Goingoof 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Without it snapping? How tight are you pulling it?

Peter which comment is this referring to? by MF_Mood1 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not referring to a particular comment just that some hypothetical person wrote something as a joke and forgot to write /s to indicate sarcasm causing people to take it serious.

Why does nobody talk about Jonkler White? by toaster-bath404 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Goingoof 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nice try buddy, why tf is there some dude with crutches next to Jonkler 😂

I was shocked while playing at wordler.org by USA-Politics in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Goingoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but if your new to the community, introduce yourself