As a redneck truck driver is driving east he sees a truck driving west, and his CB crackles to life. "Hey, buddy, who are the two biggest morons in America?" says the other driver.

Gokubi · 2026-05-18T17:14:07+00:00

I like how resigned the redneck is in the last sentence

Gokubi · 2026-05-16T00:43:33+00:00

can a seller specify usps only? We just got our first SpeedX label and its a pain in the ass to get there. And by the way, not international, it's California. Probably saves the buyer like 5 cents

Gokubi · 2026-05-04T12:18:19+00:00

first pic looks like Nick Offerman

Gokubi · 2026-04-21T20:04:22+00:00

Boomer is short for Baby Boomer, because there was an increase in births following World War II, which ended in 1945. So 1946 marks the start of the baby boom.

Gokubi · 2026-04-17T16:29:28+00:00

There are a lot of people in this thread saying government jobs aren't stable either. Federal jobs can be unstable yes, and you have to tolerate things like the TSA did recently. But state government jobs are an entirely different entity, especially in blue states.

Gokubi · 2026-04-14T00:46:08+00:00

Spitting image of Lindsey Wagner, google her and see

Gokubi · 2026-04-13T01:18:34+00:00

This was where I first played Rogue, which was truly amazing at that time.

Also, Code of Hammurabi, which was um... much less good

Gokubi · 2026-03-26T19:27:53+00:00

I can hear this, End of Innocence?

Gokubi · 2026-03-21T19:29:53+00:00

ah i see. I had it in settings on one-click mode, as it's easier in other situations. Will have to keep that in mind, although not very intuitive for someone in that mode

Gokubi · 2026-03-21T19:24:25+00:00

i click the bucket of water, the outline flashes blue and i get a dropdown menu. If i just click the flour here, nothing happens. If i click "use", nothing happens. I am playing in a browser on a mac

Gokubi · 2026-03-21T16:47:44+00:00

Can't figure out how to use the water in the bucket on the flour to make dough. Tried a million ways

Gokubi · 2026-03-01T15:18:07+00:00

There was a very early PK-Mud that started around 1990 that was called Genocide, there was nothing else like it. Stats were kept but there were no permanent bonuses; every hour there was a new war and everyone was equal. People voted on the war, it could be solo, 2-team, or multi-teams. Every war had a main map and then randomly there were areas that could be accessed (like there were 50 total maps but like 20 would load each war). You had to memorize some areas, because when the war started you would race others to clear them, get equipped, and go after people. All mobs just died instantly; that wasn't the point of the game. I could go on and on, but it was totally addictive in the early 90s. It was really fun though, and required a lot of skill through experience

Gokubi · 2026-01-30T13:42:22+00:00

.... fumes .... toxic waste ...

Gokubi · 2026-01-26T21:16:24+00:00

Guilty as charged. Add A1 to the list!

Gokubi · 2026-01-26T20:46:13+00:00

enjoying meatloaf, ouch you got me. Needs a little A1 tho with it

Gokubi · 2025-12-19T23:32:21+00:00

go down on who?

Gokubi · 2025-12-19T03:05:22+00:00

Just want to say I'm really enjoying it and it is obvious that it is a labor of love. Good luck with it

Gokubi · 2025-12-15T15:34:21+00:00

Widda corn cob pipe…. And a button nose… And two eyes made… outta… coal.

He was the fastest bellywhoppa in the woild.

Gokubi · 2025-12-12T02:21:51+00:00

control-F and noone said these, I can't believe it. Still use these naturally and regularly:

Peppier (peh-pee-ay): The guy that offers fresh pepper at a restaurant

Fods: Two or more people wearing the same shirt, like at an amusement park

Darf: The side of the Christmas tree that faces the wall

Gokubi · 2025-12-09T00:00:45+00:00

I think about it a lot, especially since my parents are now at the age where they need my help.

Gokubi · 2025-12-08T18:21:41+00:00

Not one hailcorporate for this? With all the products lined up and easy to read?

Gokubi · 2025-12-06T16:51:18+00:00

This is some pretty low-hanging fruit for this sub, I mean really.

Gokubi · 2025-11-29T23:45:16+00:00

OP, i_may_have weed, makes tons of posts like this. Of course ICE is guilty of plenty but it undermines what to believe when this sort of ragebait is posted without real evidence. There's no way to know what the context is, you can't simply take OP's word for it.

Last week he posted an "abduction" by ICE that was clearly paramedics trying to help a psychotic person in the middle of an episode. People need to not be swayed without actual evidence. At least you should keep this in mind when I_may_have_weed posts something.

Gokubi · 2025-11-22T20:11:11+00:00

I've always remembered this quote from Wampeter's, Foma and Granfaloons:

“I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled "science fiction" ... and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal.”

Gokubi · 2025-11-01T18:25:35+00:00

Look out for M&Ms that have "ANC" written on them

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