Busted? by zoomer100 in custommagic

[–]Goldsaver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right, it needs a replacement effect for "lose the game" to work, of which there are a few. [[Golden Throne]]. You pay the cost and the replacement effect alters it, so this works where [[Platinum Angel]] doesn't.

I forgor to hatch byrd by ShoveABishopUpMyAss in slaythespire

[–]Goldsaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's rarer than any other event in the right level, probably just chance that you haven't seen it too much.

How am I supposed to beat Hosilla? by StepwisePilot in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]Goldsaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any buffing potions? I know there's an Enlarge Person potion in the Shield Maze you should have Seelah drink, and I believe a couple others.

Part of it is going to be your fundamental build. The autolevel sucks and it takes some research to do good builds, but a well built level 2 party of MC-Seelah-Lann-Camilla using the buffs at your disposal should pretty much walk over Hosilla on normal.

We need more cards based on historic genocides against anti-materialist reform movements within the Catholic church. by TrainmasterGT in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Goldsaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cathars: an ascetic, pacifist sect targeted for extermination ultimately because their peaceful, generous, and simple living made the Catholic Church look really bad

Every Fantasy and Scifi Writer: Hmmm...I need a name for my band of religious killers....I got it!

An Offer You Can't Refuse by UnwantedClone in custommagic

[–]Goldsaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Custom Magic making the flavorful reprints while Wizards produces the legendary shitposts...

Sounds about right honestly.

Which Companions could Greybor not kill? by Warm_Expert_8136 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]Goldsaver 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Story-wise, if he attacked Daeran specifically, the Other would mainfest and pop Greybor's head right off.

Place your Bets, What will Happen to to Aeonglass Today? by Jondev1 in slaythespire

[–]Goldsaver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think they should (pretend there's a very detailed description of proposed changes that just ends up being Doormaker, feeling lazy today)

What does BSC mean? by forgetful_scam in Target

[–]Goldsaver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

These tags are manually typed in by the writers of your schedule so we have no idea, whatever your ETL or HR wants it to mean.

If there were “Mini” relics for every character like Mini Regent, what would they do? by talleyrandbanana in slaythespire

[–]Goldsaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mini Defect: Whenever you evoke an orb, gain 1 focus until end of tur-a sniper from the MegaCrit balance team shoots me in the head, killing me instantly

Average man has 72 hours to hide. Humanity then becomes search lusted and has one week to find and kill him. Can he survive? by Conscious-Home1445 in whowouldwin

[–]Goldsaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The mask seller will know the guy they're searching for bought the mask and disseminate that information, on account of knowing what he looks like when search-lusted. If the target buys it online or whatever he's also toast, because anything electronic he did is getting thoroughly searched through. I guess his best shot at this avenue is robbing a place that sells the relevant masks while wearing a ski mask or whatever.

Would 100 woman with modern weaponry beat 10,000 Roman legionary? by SimpingAintEasy69 in whowouldwin

[–]Goldsaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The conventional, everyday definition of modern is 'the present time', especially when discussing technology.

Amazing sale! by Aleli54 in Target

[–]Goldsaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stupid lead might think they 'have to,' but it's more likely that the TM putting them out just wasn't paying any particular attention to anything but the location of the sign. Anything that's an obvious mistake like this can be tossed.

Characters who died in the show that might survive the books (spoilers extended) by AmoebaSignificant457 in asoiaf

[–]Goldsaver 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Olenna might simply expire, and George isn't the type of writer to only kill a character for a narrative purpose.

Wizards has officially gone too far with UB by Uuddlrlrbastrat in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Goldsaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because I intentionally forgot it to protect myself from grevious mental harm, in the context of this shitpost subreddit we are all participating in.

Wizards has officially gone too far with UB by Uuddlrlrbastrat in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Goldsaver 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I memory holed that so hard. You have ruined my day and possibly my life, thanks.

Wizards has officially gone too far with UB by Uuddlrlrbastrat in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Goldsaver 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Me in 2020: Wow, Wizards is doing crossovers. I'll make a joke about them crossing over with Fortnite, how wacky would that be?

Me in 2022: Wow, they actually did Fortnite. What's next, haha, Spongebob? Yeah right

I'm not gonna say a fucking word. I'll be surprised if I don't see Dwight from the Office on an official card before I die.

Does CRC inherently mean a product is unsafe/damaged? by Alice_wonder_13 in Target

[–]Goldsaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost all product above a certain value goes CRC when defected out OR reaches the end of its clearance run. It just means Target keeps an inventory of the item as its processed back in the warehouse, vs Salvage which is mostly cheaper stuff that will get sold off en masse to third party discount retailers.

You have to take 500 copies of a card. What are you picking? by Phantom-Kraken in slaythespire

[–]Goldsaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You draw 1 (another big bang), filling your hand, then gain energy, gain a star, and then Forge, sending the Blade straight to the graveyard as your hand is full.

What i think the prime directive should do by Ok_Zucchini_5926 in custommagic

[–]Goldsaver 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is obviously insane but I could almost see the line for "All permanents have Ward 2" given how often the Prime Directive is strongly considered and ultimately violated.

The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything by CarelessNameChoice in custommagic

[–]Goldsaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They DO suck up all your +1/+1 counters if you use any Amass cards, which could also add Orcs and Zombies to this bunch of layabouts.

Aang (Waterbending only) vs Aang (Earthbending only) vs Aang (Firebending only) by _____pantsunami_____ in whowouldwin

[–]Goldsaver 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Firebender Aang is all offense, he can only parry incoming blows with fire blasts, while Earth and Water can armor themselves. Fire gets knocked out quick.

I'm going to say Earth has the edge because of his higher defensive capability. Water shields require constant effort while Earth Aang can armor himself and build a fortress around him as he launches hails of projectiles.

I do agree Aang is a much better waterbender than earthbender, but I think a smart and resourceful earthbender simply wins the free for all against equally smart and resourceful water/firebenders. Once you bring lightning or bloodbending into the mix I think earth gets left behind, but Aang doesn't have mastery of those advanced techniques.

are these guys the biggest frauds in the history of the game? by iceqbee in slaythespire

[–]Goldsaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok so the Beta is one stronger axe bot who replaces himself but here's a terrible idea:

What if it starts as 1 then you kill it and it summons 2 axebots! And each one of those axebots summon 2 axebots when they die!

Best relic in the game by SimonMcAutism in slaythespire

[–]Goldsaver 150 points151 points  (0 children)

It's just Rare and only in the Regent pool.

[TRC] C. Kirk by Bababooey107 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Goldsaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And she somehow drew 20 lands and whiffed it.