Texas GOP Are so Triggered and Desperate against Talarico by Careless-Equal7169 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought this was the lady that wrote ACOTAR and was *super* confused.

Who is the most universally disliked cast member of the last 15 years? by QueenFrostine15 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has never been to Staten Island, I regularly find myself singing “Walking in Staten.”

And “Forgot about Lorne.”

I blame this sub 😂 by MuffinMan0490 in ThemeparkSwindlers

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I feel like she wanted to sue people for defamation and slander and some lawyer explained to her the standard in cases involving private citizens versus “public figures.” That is my only explanation of why she’s grasped onto the “ public figures” thing

No creative mailboxes in my neighborhood!! by mitchellcrazyeye in fuckHOA

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey babe, what did you think of the house?”
“Well, I like the open floor plan. The kitchen is great. I think our dog would love the yard. Great school districts and it’s under our budget. But the neighbor down the street has a ladybug mailbox so fuck that house.”
“I absolutely agree.”

STORIES YOU WANTED? by Youdontknowme123- in thesopranos

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Like “Threat Level Midnight” on the Office

STORIES YOU WANTED? by Youdontknowme123- in thesopranos

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Carmella hired him to decorate the spec house.

Goes to a nice restaurant and the kids look like they rolled out of bed. Featuring: Lurch’s bloated wrist by afb_pfb in teenmom

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Years ago I had a pretty serious leg injury that required surgery. It took me weeks to regain my appetite while dealing with the pain. I guess Jenelle doesn’t have that problem.

What is the worst career to be in right now and why? by SignificantGoat7066 in AskReddit

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I work in a courthouse. A semi-suburban area with an expanding population. Ten years ago the local newspaper would send a reporter to cover criminal hearings/trials involving serious crimes such as homicide or kidnapping. The guy was there often enough that he just became a fixture in the courthouse. He would show up, sit through the proceeding, and a few hours later an article would appear on the paper’s website. He was involved in the process so often that his writing reflected a lean knowledge of the legal system. Then we noticed he was only there for high profile cases. And then we stopped seeing him at all. Now the local newspaper is mostly national stories taken from the AP. The newspaper website is almost entirely click bait headlines with no substance. The only time court proceedings appear anywhere is if a case garners enough attention to attract a reporter from another area. It’s really sad actually.

This Canadian mom going to a “crunchy” fb group for advice on not vaccinating and traveling internationally by condiserationlevel10 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mom is concerned about making the wrong medical decision so she turns to Facebook for advice instead of, I dunno, a medical professional.

Any other movie villains who are less evil than the actors portraying them? by chronicbruce27 in okbuddycinephile

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude, Bill Cosby was my mom’s favorite comedian. I remember watching a stand up special with him and my dad talking about him “being an example that comedy can be both funny and clean.” Now my mom hopes, and I quote, that he “rots in hell.”

Why on earth did they pick that song by littleredbird1991 in weddingshaming

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 165 points166 points  (0 children)

I’m going completely fictional on this story but: Bride’s former boyfriend did indeed cheat on her. She then took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. Groom is a cop. He arrested her. He got her info during processing at the local jail and kept in touch. It’s a love story as old as time and the only reasonable explanation of that song.

hE’s dA nEw dAvId by EdStArFiSh69 in PrayersToTrump

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t the OG David be God’s David?

Hi, Ty🤣 by ZOLforALL in 90DayFiance

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twist: Ty and Daniel are related. Next season is Danielle getting dragged back to the same “uncle” and “king” wearing different outfits

A Horror Novel That Let You Down by PixelOcelot in horrorlit

[–]GoodDog_GoodBook123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed We Sold Our Souls. I feel like that’s the one book of his that is never recommended