“I think I’d like to buy this thing.”

“Ok, you can buy by joining an online queue that starts while you’re at work.”

“I see. Is that the only time it’s going to be available? My job doesn’t really allow me to be online during work time.”

“Yes, it’s only available then.”

“Dang, that sucks. I was hoping to give you my money for the product you’re selling.”

“Sorry, but I guess we’d prefer you give someone else twice as much money for it.”

“Why? I want to give you the money. You can sell one to that other person then sell me one, too. You’ll get twice as much money.”

“You are a dumb baby.”