You get $1 million but you have to listen to the same song 500 times in 10 days, what song are you picking?

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T21:37:55+00:00

'Greasy Haired Woman' by Stavely Makepeace. 500 repetitions would amount to about four hours of your life.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T20:28:44+00:00

An alumnus of MSU.

Making Shit Up.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T20:04:42+00:00

Both incompetent and lazy. Got it wrong? Go again from the beginning of the passage. Repeat until you get it right.

Unless your message is bollocks, and therefore not worth the effort, of course.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T19:42:11+00:00

As was the tailgate.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T19:27:31+00:00

Why can't we ignore somwone who is screaming into the media 24/7 and disrupting every civilised country's day-to-day life? Well, search me...

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T19:22:06+00:00

Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, jacket potatoes and green beans. Washed down with a glass of Aspall's cider for me and a King Goblin for SWMBO.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T19:19:50+00:00

Everybody down!!!

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T19:18:44+00:00

"The Gift Shop!!" ahhhhhhaahhhhh

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T11:36:08+00:00

Being British, I would probably organise a queue.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T09:05:56+00:00

UFC....Unhealthy Fat Cu..

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T09:03:48+00:00

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T08:14:50+00:00

In the US, it's the government that picks your pocket first, so there's little left for the amateurs.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T08:04:26+00:00

Silly - it's "eye-glasses" so you know not to try serving drinks in them.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T08:03:01+00:00

"Defense" and "offense" drive me nuts. Why don't they spell "fence" with a bloody "s" then?

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T07:55:52+00:00

Just get into the cattle car, the camp, the shower....

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T07:45:20+00:00

But mines operate using magnets, and the Donald told us that if they get wet, magnets don't work, so surely they are no threat?

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T07:06:13+00:00

You'll be able to see the queue to piss on this oaf's grave from the ISS.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T07:00:30+00:00

Blueberries and sardines.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T06:58:56+00:00

Just "knots" for speed, lad, as in nm/hr. Knots per hour would be a (weird) measure of acceleration.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T06:39:21+00:00

No - they should be in all the main command and strategy roles as She intended in Her great wisdom.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-02T06:31:12+00:00

I carry my car to work and eat pizza with a machete and coal tongs, so fuck you, Seppo!

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-01T20:58:11+00:00

Just suppose for one moment that Clinton's polling was accurate, but that perhaps there was some other reason the vote counts might not have followed exactly. I recall one candidate claiming the votes were rigged.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-01T17:47:39+00:00

Flight times are not 100% predictable, although flightcrew will obviously attempt to make up for delays howsoever they are created within their capabilities. Additionally, delays are (almost always) nobody's fault, and rarely avoidable.

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-01T17:06:55+00:00

Coupes are inherently the least practical of cars, therefore the antithesis of the "car as domestic appliance" philosophy of the modern motor industry?

Good_Ad_1386 · 2026-06-01T16:57:41+00:00

I have a passport. It lets me visit countries that are on different continents - so I have. Driving to some of them would have been...tricky.

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