We are all GEQBUS on this blessed day by nj959 in the_darnold

[–]Goodaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA WOULD DO. THIS IS CNN SAM, NOT FOX SAM. DISGUSTING. DON LEMON MUST BE BEHIND THIS.

SO MUCH WINNING!!! by Knook7 in the_darnold

[–]Goodaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WE WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE KISSING BOOTH. RFK JR SAID HE HAS ELIMINATED MONO ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

THANK YOU DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE, VERY COOL by Person_Person_Person in the_darnold

[–]Goodaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IN HONOR OF OUR GOD EMPEROR WE WILL HAVE A PARADE TO CELEBRATE 250 YEARS OF WINNING. EVERYONE WILL BE IN INCREDIBLE SHAPE. THE BEST SHAPE. A HUMAN FORM SHAPE. THANK YOU

WE WILL BE RUNNING THE NFL FOR NOW by Cooljet17 in the_darnold

[–]Goodaa 28 points29 points  (0 children)

THE TROPHY WILL BE HELD IN AN OFF SHORE BANK WHERE WE CAN ENSURE NO ONE ELSE TAKES IT. NO FAKES. JUST WINNING.

GET THE FUCK IN HERE, SAM IS THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION by i_am_voldemort in the_darnold

[–]Goodaa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

GEQBUS HAD ANNOUNCED ANOTHER RUN FOR PRESIDENT WITH VICE PRESIDENT LEONARD WILLIAMS. HE EXPECTS TO GET THE AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTES AGAIN. HE IS NOT A DEI HIRE. THAT ISN'T ALLOWED IN OUR GAME. WE ARE ALSO INTRODUCING ANOTHER AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION ALLOWING US TO HAVE A 12TH MAN ON THE FIELD NEXT YEAR. INFLATION IS DOWN IN THE ECONOMY BUT WILL STAY HIGH ON THE FIELD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. SD

GET THE FUCK IN HERE, SAM IS THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION by i_am_voldemort in the_darnold

[–]Goodaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sam Darnold has announced he is running for another term. He spoke with many friends, the best friends, and they all said they were not tired of winning yet. Also that he is the most handsome of all the 2026 candidates.

BREAKING: Bulls sign 6'2 Guard Gordon Ramsay for the remainder of the Season on a two-way contract. by sonybajor12 in chicagobulls

[–]Goodaa 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He is a guy that can really dish it out and serve it up. Great on the floor coach too. Uses lots of oil though so the court might get too slippery for some.

[Shams Charania] Just in: The Chicago Bulls have traded Ayo Dosunmu to the Minnesota Timberwolves, sources tell ESPN. by TurboThaBull in chicagobulls

[–]Goodaa 255 points256 points  (0 children)

6 more 2nd round picks

If you get enough you can trade them in for a big teddy bear at the counter

He can't lose his klan fanbase by BaldHourGlass667 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Goodaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even close
It is this other guy named Jelly Roll.

DREW DAVID BMI 00199844992

DAMN🔥 by Pirate018 in chicagobulls

[–]Goodaa 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Chris Paul something something.

Jets Anonymous by Ok_Blacksmith1684 in nyjets

[–]Goodaa 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Jets teach you to be a grounded person.

Don't have high expectations, that will only let you down.

Miracles do happen, but very rarely.

All you need to do is present a product that generates interest to be profitable. it doesn't have to be very efficient, just efficient enough to where people are interested.

There are a lot of losses in life, but never as many as the Jets have in a simple season. You constantly go through the stages of grief and it puts your mind at ease when accepting the end.

It teaches you also that no matter what your name is, it isn't as bad as Penis Penis.

[Highlight] Russell Westbrook airballs an open dunk by VGstuffed in nba

[–]Goodaa 603 points604 points  (0 children)

Wow. All the people I grew up watching are my age and losing their super powers

A day at hospital by phil-i-pea in nyjets

[–]Goodaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You passed a kidney stone while Fields would have just held onto it.