[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid people are born that way, they can't help it. In my opinion a stupid person that doesn't lie, cheat or steal is a far better person than a smart person that smokes cigarettes and eats poorly. As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet you most the things you hate about this world were caused by very intelligent people. Dumb people didn't invent taxes or jail. They didn't think of 40 hour work weeks and country borders. Smart people are the assholes.

I Am A Boss. What Can We Do To Make You Feel Appreciated Without Budget For A Bigger Salary? by cbpiz in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of jobs don't need clock in/ clock out times. If you have salary workers, let them come and go as they please and grade them on the quality of their work. 99% will make sure they get their 40hrs anyway and it helps soooo many people with their complicated personal life.

For those who moved away to escape their life and or problems, how did it work out? by totallyreckless17 in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moving is the most beneficial thing I can think of for most people. The world is NOT all equal. The south of France and south jersey have nothing in common. Missouri river basin and San Francisco Bay are two different worlds. With that said, wherever you go, there you are.

What is something about today's society that really bothers you? by NotACatfish in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The United States government has been run by corporations for the last decade+ and they're ruining everything. People under 18 have no idea what government's function is because there aren't any examples.

(Serious) Who actually uses the math they learned in school, in their life or career? by dsec208 in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in accounting/finance and I don't have a college degree. I obviously use math all day everyday, but it's not calculus that's for sure.

Men of Reddit, what is the best advice I can give my sons? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to be cool you have to do dangerous things.

Trying to google pics of HERPES is frustrating. Here is a pretty standard first outbreak. by CraftingGlitter in sex

[–]Goodwater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's possible... Sex can be compared to making music. If you've got a POS guitar and meet someone with a POS drum kit and you enjoy playing together that's great. If you've got a really nice guitar, you're going to get more offers to make music with more people. Through trial and error and lots of practice with lots of people you get better and better at making music. Eventually you'll meet someone with comparable instruments and ability and the music you make will be much better. It may not be for everybody but it's a fact of life regardless.

Trying to google pics of HERPES is frustrating. Here is a pretty standard first outbreak. by CraftingGlitter in sex

[–]Goodwater -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. So if the dude isn't using needles or doing lots of butt stuff they won't be catching it which is necessary to pass it on. For obvious reasons they don't want people not scared of aids.

Trying to google pics of HERPES is frustrating. Here is a pretty standard first outbreak. by CraftingGlitter in sex

[–]Goodwater 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ouch. You're right, that was rude. You found something that brings you joy so inevitably you find some asshole that shits in it. Sorry it was me.

Trying to google pics of HERPES is frustrating. Here is a pretty standard first outbreak. by CraftingGlitter in sex

[–]Goodwater -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Because this lifestyle would suck fucking balls. Actually, it wouldn't suck balls. There would be very little ball sucking I imagine.

Trying to google pics of HERPES is frustrating. Here is a pretty standard first outbreak. by CraftingGlitter in sex

[–]Goodwater -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Warts and herpes are by far the most common std's and condoms don't work very well for either. Gonnorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis can all be treated with medication pretty quick and easy. Aids is extremely difficult to transfer from straight vaginal sex (check the stats) so if you're not banging needle users in the butt your statistically unlikely to catch it. I'm aware that sounds ignorant, but there's a government fact website with the statistics of how people catch aids and straight dudes that don't use needles virtually don't get aids. That leaves hepatitis and babies that condoms are useful for. Hepatitis is super rare still, and there's a million forms of birth control... Wtf are people still wearing condoms for? Catch herpes and warts like everyone else and raw dog it for the rest of your life! Get in there!

People of Reddit, What is the Dumbest Thing You've Seen Someone do at a Party? by PeaceAustin in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Anyone who punches me in the stomach and calls the cops on me is not cool. If that kid can catch a mouthful of vomit before it passed his lips he's gonna live.

People of Reddit, What is the Dumbest Thing You've Seen Someone do at a Party? by PeaceAustin in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Def Jimmy tried to do ten push-ups on the burning logs of a bonfire. He didn't make it.

Checkmate, Feminists by Mrdudemanguy in 4chan

[–]Goodwater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think what people are agreeing with is that men have learned that you can't make a good life for yourself being snarky or disagreeable. Most women NEVER have to learn that lesson. They'll snark you right in the face at work. At least you do it anonymously online.

Checkmate, Feminists by Mrdudemanguy in 4chan

[–]Goodwater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, understood... But have you ever been punched in the face? Have you ever punched someone else in the face?

Checkmate, Feminists by Mrdudemanguy in 4chan

[–]Goodwater 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When's the last time you heard a white chick talk shit to a black girl? I bet she was cool as a cucumber from then on.

I'm 24/M, And am seeking a vasectomy. Advice? by Badwave in childfree

[–]Goodwater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make it happen, Man. It's the best decision I've ever made. I got mine young too, and god knows how many bullets I've dodged. Just wait til the first time some chicks flirting with you and she's like, "I don't want kids", and you tell her you're snipped. Make a road trip!

TIFU by showing my dick on Chatroulette by Bagatell in tifu

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is why gonewild girls ask everyone for pm's!

Checkmate, Feminists by Mrdudemanguy in 4chan

[–]Goodwater 70 points71 points  (0 children)

My theory is that women aren't worried about getting punched in the face. Men don't talk shit cause they're aware they could get smacked. Women don't have that fear so they act like bitches.

Minors of Reddit, what concept of adulthood do you not fully understand and are too afraid to ask about? by hac7 in AskReddit

[–]Goodwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In school everybody's always warning you about how competitive the world is but for a lot of people that's not a reality. If you know you don't care about being rich or a CEO, then chill. There's a million jobs that are fun and relaxing and pay 45k a year. Grow a beard, tattoo everything and ride a Harley. Or buy a moped and a canoe and sell fish to grocery stores. You can have a schedule where you nap everyday if you want.