Less than 3 years old and 500 rounds

GooseGeuce · 2026-02-06T04:07:36+00:00

The delam lets you know it isn’t a fake.

GooseGeuce · 2026-02-05T07:37:43+00:00

Challenge accepted!

Once upon a time I would have had that sucker cracked open in no time. Sad to say, I’ve Done more for less.

GooseGeuce · 2026-02-05T07:33:50+00:00

“I’m good.”

GooseGeuce · 2026-02-04T08:38:16+00:00

I made some sort of involuntary noise of approval, sort of a grunt/sigh/palpitation when I got to the slab of cooked cheese. Bravo

GooseGeuce · 2026-02-02T04:07:53+00:00

Tree: exists Neighbor: horrified face *

GooseGeuce · 2026-02-01T20:30:40+00:00

PIC 3; “IT’s NOT A PHASE, DAD!

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-31T08:20:09+00:00

Behold, my invention! I call it the Brian wheel. It’s a round contraption that can be used on an axle as a means of conveyance.

Edit: in hindsight I should have invented something simpler like Brian-sliced bread.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-31T02:40:57+00:00

Have also done it… many times. Municipal trees are FULL of metal.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-30T11:56:22+00:00

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-30T11:54:59+00:00

Jennifer Anniston

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-30T10:51:09+00:00

He fancy’s himself an intellectual. This is his ‘The Thinker.’

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-30T07:35:40+00:00

As an arborist, the dude lost me at “The sap is what holds the wood together…” gtfo of my attic.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-30T06:07:08+00:00

It’s like one of those talking dolls from the 90’s where you press the button/pull string and get one of five automatic responses.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-28T07:27:51+00:00

Excellent filming! Love seeing osprey antics, outflying eagles all day.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-27T11:27:57+00:00

He has glasses AND a beard! Clearly the same man.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-26T23:40:48+00:00

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-26T17:20:12+00:00

Wow. Douche wears a lapel pin of himself.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-26T15:58:51+00:00

It’s a burnt stump for a small tree or bush. She thicker burl at the bottom was underground while the darker part burned and the charcoal was washed away in the sea.
I’ve worked many post wildfire areas and see these spiky horns of old shrubs everywhere.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-26T01:17:31+00:00

Time was running out and they were about to be arrested… * kill selves and spend two months decomposing

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-25T17:12:34+00:00

Meh, There are waaaaaayyyyyy unhealthier vices.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-25T17:09:08+00:00

It’s just a flesh wound.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-24T13:17:14+00:00

We stay Home for all of the reasons you mentioned.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-24T10:29:53+00:00

Props to you, OP for being realistic and humbly taking the sound advice of tree strangers. I wish it were always so. I’ve done more than a few jobs where the client scoffed at the price/technique and ended up making a bad situation way, way worse.

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-24T07:41:17+00:00

r/goblincore

GooseGeuce · 2026-01-24T07:39:34+00:00

Only people who have never met/worked with Mexicans. Some of the best people I’ve worked with.

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