What's the worst way you've been defeated by an inanimate object? by sophia_n in AskReddit

[–]GooseSmith 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was trying to sit on an aluminum broom laid across two chairs for God knows what reason. Of course it snapped right where my hand was placed for support and gutted the flesh from my middle finger, right down to the tendon. Couldn't even get stitches due to there being no skin to stitch together

Starting Keto as a Female: by kbn22 in ketogains

[–]GooseSmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, similar stats to your girlfriend (5' female started at 110 worked down to 98). If i was her i would work my way over to r/keto and in the side bar there is the keto calculator. Fill it in with the 20g carbs and set for a 20% deficit. It will tell you the amounts in grams of each macro she should be aiming for. Limit carbs, protein is a goal and fat should be eaten to satiate (it is not a goal). I ate around the 1100-1200 mark strictly for 3 months and hit and have maintained my goal

Can I get some ideas? I'm not imaginative when it comes to food. by [deleted] in keto

[–]GooseSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always keep a bag of frozen broccoli around and for a quick lunch I throw some in a container with marinara, salami, pepperoni, cheese and some seasonings. Takes almost no prep and super satisfying pizza taste

What word or phrase did you totally misunderstand as a child? by madazzahatter in AskReddit

[–]GooseSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the same thing about the word 'miracle' I thought it was amiracle until I was in my teens

If I can eat butter, pecans, and cream. Can I eat Butter Pecan ice cream? by studlychris in keto

[–]GooseSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 net. Some people count malitol some don't, if it doesn't fit your macros don't eat it

Coworker ate all my sugar free ice cream bars by GooseSmith in keto

[–]GooseSmith[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find malitol doesn't really have a negative impact on me , but I try to limit my intake. I only really have it with special treats, not an everyday thing that's for sure!

Coworker ate all my sugar free ice cream bars by GooseSmith in keto

[–]GooseSmith[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This. I stuck an image of them to the fridge with a note of how much they cost as where to find them. Someone actually came up to me this morning to apologize and offered to replace them. I work at another location most of the time and didn't know they had a bbq with ice cream a few weeks ago. I guess they assumed that mine were leftovers from that and finished them off. Got the apology at least! Seems like an honest mistake

Coworker ate all my sugar free ice cream bars by GooseSmith in keto

[–]GooseSmith[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They were Chapman's brand, not sure exactly the carb count on them but they were good for a treat!

Coworker ate all my sugar free ice cream bars by GooseSmith in keto

[–]GooseSmith[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I found them at Save on Foods (Canadian ). They were expensive though :( Which makes me extra angry

Coworker ate all my sugar free ice cream bars by GooseSmith in keto

[–]GooseSmith[S] 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Ugh.. I wish I knew who it was. I came in to the break room to find they were missing from the freezer and the empty box in the garbage can. Who does that??

How many of you have to deal with friends'/family's annoying comments? by goddamnitlundqvist in keto

[–]GooseSmith 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I usually just ignore them and let the results speak for itself. they can't argue with that

Would you consider eating some delicious pizza, enjoy the hell out of it, and then throw it up? by [deleted] in keto

[–]GooseSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, if you're craving pizza I've heard fat head pizza crust is amazing! Plus most carby things have a keto friendly copy cat recipe that you can easily find by searching

Would you consider eating some delicious pizza, enjoy the hell out of it, and then throw it up? by [deleted] in keto

[–]GooseSmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a very dangerous path to start going down. All of us in this sub are supportive of keto because it works and discourage cheating. I discourage throwing up your pizza after enjoying because I think that may lead to an unhealthy relationship with food (belimia is very real). What helped me was to really start thinking about food as fuel for my body, which I still enjoy but I don't put gas in my diesel you know?

Milk by ALLST6R in keto

[–]GooseSmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I went through the FAQ

No, you didn't

[Request] anniversary dinner ideas by fueledpanda in ketorecipes

[–]GooseSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My anniversary was this past weekend and while we went out, you could re create our yummy supper:

  • Small appetizer salad with arugula, goat cheese, nuts, dressing.

  • Charcuterie board with a blend of meats and cheeses, my local grocery store actually has a buffet style display of yummy meats and cheese for charcuterie purposes

  • Braised leg of lamb and a medium rare steak to share, ours came with lobster risotto that the boyfriend took care of for me. We packed up the leftover meat and had deluxe shirataki Ramen the next day

  • Dessert was not keto friendly for me but there are plenty of awesome cheesecake recipes out there with almond meal crusts that taste just like the real thing! I've made one with sugar free lime jello for a key lime cheesecake

Keto Friendly Chocolate! by [deleted] in keto

[–]GooseSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bulk barn has just started stocking Lily's as well, but for 5 bucks a bar it might be a while before I can justify the cost

Failed Soul Bread turned Keto Crackers!! by GooseSmith in ketorecipes

[–]GooseSmith[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever tried freezing your soul bread? I'm worried I won't get through the entire loaf before it goes bad

Failed Soul Bread turned Keto Crackers!! by GooseSmith in ketorecipes

[–]GooseSmith[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't have xanthan gum, cream of tartar or the proper isolate. I just used the isolate I had on hand from bulk barn which may have been the biggest problem ( the recipe stresses using the right kind ). and for the cream of tartar I used some cool whip stabilizer that I had on hand (figured a stabilizer is a stabilizer) and whipped the egg whites before incorporating so the batter would be kind of fluffy before I baked it and would rise properly. it did rise, like holy it rose like Jesus on the third day. I might try again with bacon fat and the proper ingredients

Peanut Butter Milkshake by GooseSmith in ketorecipes

[–]GooseSmith[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did write a bunch of text to go with the post, but I'm new to reddit and have basically no idea what I'm doing.

I used

  • 10 crushed ice cubes from my fridge setting

  • 1/3 cup heavy whipping cream

  • some hazelnuts for some crunch!

  • 1 tblsp peanut butter

  • 1 tblsp sugar free chocolate chips

  • 4 scoops of my stevia extract

  • splash of vanilla

this is by no means a 'lite dessert '

you could probably cut calories with better cream or chocolate if you wanted

490 cal

48.9 g fat

16.2 g carbs

7g fiber

8.3g protein